The most bad-ass, not-cheesy Halloween decor you'll see all season

All this and more is waiting for you...
All this and more is waiting for you…

Okay, now my Target obsession over on Offbeat Home's Instagram may be getting ridiculous. I've shared this glittery dinosaur purse, and my golden unicorn lamp, and then I re-shared this photo with the coolest studded pumpkin EVAR…

And one of you guys informed me: Um, hello Megan, that's also from Target.

OF COURSE IT IS! And you know what else? Target has some of the most bad-ass, not cheesy Halloween decor right now. Check this shit out…

Black studded pumpkin
Black studded pumpkin
Halloween Chihuahua Skeleton
Halloween Chihuahua Skeleton
And cat skeleton!
And cat skeleton!
Omg there's even a Dachshund skeleton!!!
Omg there's even a Dachshund skeleton!!!
Black and white glitter pumpkins
Black and white glitter pumpkins
Not to be outdone by this cream studded pumpkin. Fuck I need these.
Not to be outdone by this cream studded pumpkin. Fuck I need these.
They even have awesome Dia de los Muertos items.
They even have awesome Dia de los Muertos items.
You know you'd use this Ouija Board tray year-fucking-round.
You know you'd use this Ouija Board tray year-fucking-round.
Snake Hour Glass
Snake Hour Glass
"Spider Vendom" Glass Apothecary Jar
"Spider Vendom" Glass Apothecary Jar
Large Skull Candy Jar
Large Skull Candy Jar
Tall Crow Feet Candy Bowl
Tall Crow Feet Candy Bowl
Zombie "Keep Calm" Signs
Zombie "Keep Calm" Wooden Sign

Oh man, I could keep going all day. There are like 10 other animal skeletons that I haven't shown you, all sorts of awesome bowls, and classy-ass pumpkins, waiting for you online and in stores. Check it all out, and tell me what stuff you're definitely making a Target run for. (I call dibs on ALL the studded pumpkins!)

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  1. Like the frog skeleton that my 3yo carried around the store and made talk because the mouth moves. And the faux marble pumpkins. And the AWESOME creepy lab shaped vases. (Aka erlenmeyer and florence flasks)(but i doubt that they are the right kind if glass for lab experiments)

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  2. Michael's also has some pretty beautiful stuff this year; gold skulls, stately ravens, glittering vultures. Home Goods/Marshalls always has really nice stuff and World Market too. I love that all the retailers have really upped their Halloween items to elegant, reusable items. And most look great all year!

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  3. I currently own that cat skeleton, as well as the bat one. About 5% of me is grumpy that the skeletons have ears, and the other 95% of me is tickled that I now own a plastic cat skeleton to terrify my real cats with! Target FTW!

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  4. Megan – the Target Pimp. You're oozing "Pay-to-Say". Is Target way ghouler than years past? Hells yeah!

    Studded pumpkin will glow great when paired with my Madonna bra… Both could poke out an eye.

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    • "Is Target way ghouler than years past? Hells yeah!" HAAAA! Target straight-up is getting my pimp-age for free. I'm THAT impressed and obsessed with their shit right now.

  5. Good news: both Target and Michael's carry those studs as stick-ons in their Halloween sections, so you could stud out any pumpkin (or, let's face it, ANYTHING) you like, real or faux!

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  6. normally I'm safe from spending on American sites, and resign myself to being jealous. But apparently they now have UK shipping at Not Ridiculous rates so I think I'm screwed now 😀

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  7. Love the studded pumpkin and the dia de muertos colourful things. Let's here it for good Halloween decorations!

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