My hairless cat smells like potatoes #Pets#animals#cats February 25 | Guest post by Tiffany Lee Wright Photo note: shortly after this photo was taken, Oliver took out the flowers. Just like a cat! Jerk. This is my cat, Oliver Star. He was named after our favorite cow. True story. No, no — don't adjust your screens. He's a hairless kitty! He's just like regular kitties, except he ain't got no hairz! Oliver's good looks usually garner one of two responses – either "awwww, look at de bebe!!" or "OH MY GOD!!! WHAT IS THAT?!?!?! SEND IT BACK TO HELL!!!!!" Poor guy. He has feelings, too! My love of Sphynx cats sprouted from my awesome cousin Dana, who got her first Sphynx about ten years ago. She so cleverly named him Fluffy. I am allergic to cats, so a Sphynx was such a rad way to get all the fun of a feline without all the sneezing and runny eyes, or furballs. Oliver stands guard over Tiffany's husband, Tom. Oliver, like his cousins and compadres, requires a little bit of extra attention, which is just more fun for me! Their temperature runs a few degrees higher than other cats, as a way for their bodies to counteract the lack of fur and keep them warm. (Read: his lil body warmth feels really good when he lays behind your back!). But, hairless cats still need an extra layer to keep them extra warm in these brrrrr-freezing months. So that means I get to play dress-up with him! Most cats would scratch your damn eyes out, but he is pretty amenable. He was well-bred, and his breeder (CitizenKat Sphynx, Philadelphia) did such a great job at handling him as a wee one. So this means all the funny cat sweaters and clever feline t-shirts my heart desires! (Squeee!) He pretends like he hates it, giving me the stink eye as he adjusts to a new skull and cross-bones sweater… but I know he really loves it. Related Post Let's drool over vintage-inspired pet products I'm constantly virtually shopping. I freaked out when I discovered a wonderful world of vintage-style pet products, along with toys that just cracked my shit... Read more Hairless cats also require regular baths, because they don't have the fur to absorb the skin's natural oils. He is a superstar, so he doesn't go all cartoon-cat-crazy when I try to dip him. He looks especially cute soaking in the tub with a soapsud mohawk. Seriously. Oliver is pretty vocal, so as he stalks the house, he roars his little baby dinosaur roar, which sounds like a child calling out "Mooom! Mooooom!!" Other fun facts? He smells like a potato and his skin feels like that of a warm peach. So when you hit the farmer's market this season, pick up a peach and rub it all over your face. Don't let the farmer's funny looks get to you. This is research: you need to understand what it feels like to nuzzle this guy, because ERMERGARD, Oliver is snuggle-able. It is so fun to hold him like a baby and burrow your face in his, and kiss his neck like an overzealous grandmother. So that's Oliver. My mini-panda. My 3am wake-up call. My Jordan Cat-alano. My superstar. Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Tiffany Lee Wright Tiffany lives in New Jersey and can usually be found crocheting scarves and blankets, reading sexually explicit biographies, or practicing yoga in her living room. She also works on those Lovesick Expos that we can't stop talking about over on Offbeat Bride. PREVIOUS Mouse poops helped me kick my coffee addiction NEXT Of mothers and daughters and loudmouths Show/Hide comments [ 52 ] He is certainly the best looking hairless cat I've ever seen. Certainly not as scary looking as some, much more snuggly looking. I wonder if him smelling like a potato is similar to dog feet smelling like popcorn. 18 agree Reply !!! I seriously thought I was the only person alive that thought my dog's feet smell like popcorn! In other news, I would totally snuggle the hell out of Oliver. Plus, potatoes are rad. I wouldn't mind a potatoey kitteh. 10 agree Reply Nope. My dog's feet smell like popcorn, too. (Or Fritos, depends on your perspective.) Fun, gross fact; it's yeast. Blarg. 6 agree Reply Never noticed the feet, but our dog's farts sometimes smell like fritos. I don't mind those ones so much. It can be so much worse… 2 agree Reply Lucky you. My dog has frito feet and the smells that come out of her backside should probably be classified by the Dept of Defense. In her farting joy to see company, she cleared out a whole dinner party. Normally, I'd open a window but it was polar vortex inside and semi-functional heat inside. 4 agree Well, now I know what I'm doing this evening when I get home… Does anyone else have canine feet smelling plans? 5 agree Reply I never made the connection that my dog's paw's smell like yeast, but that's exactly what it is. Now I'mma call her my little yeasty bitch. 11 agree Reply Like human testicles! ….just me? 13 agree Reply I hadn't heard of the popcorn thing but I've heard that dog's feet smell like Fritos. I don't think my dog's feet smell like Fritos, but I'll have to check for popcorn. Between that and the OP talking about the cat feeling like a warm peach, I'm getting hungry! 5 agree Reply Sometimes we harass the dog by calling him Corn Chip Feet. He has allergy issues and the icky yeast-ness can get pretty bad so we clean his feet often, especially when it's snowy or muddy (he gets a dunk in the tub upon coming in the house). Otherwise we just try to wipe them with wet wipes. Really cuts down on the corn chip feet (or popcorn) smell. 🙂 4 agree Reply this is *adorable.* 1 agrees Reply I too have a Sphynx! His name is Moo and he's a blue tux…he smells like mushrooms and Doritos lol! There is nothing like the love of a Sphynx cat. Oliver is a very handsome boy 🙂 2 agree Reply I also have a cat named Moo! He's not a sphynx, but a med. hair inbred mixed breed that looks a little like a jersey cow. He also Mooooooooooos instead of meows half the time. Reply I have never considered getting a Sphinx cat before, they've always creeped me out. This might change my mind. 6 agree Reply I'm not crazy about the cat, but I am crazy about the author's writing style. 13 agree Reply That cat is precious. I've never been bothered by Sphinx cats…but I've never seen one as cute as this one either. 7 agree Reply He IS quite dashing in the sweater! Also: love the picture of him guarding your hubby. He looks like a French Bulldog cat. 6 agree Reply I want want want a sphinx cat. But they creep out my husband 2 agree Reply I used to tutor French for a girl whose family had a sphinx cat. They swore up and down that the cat didn't like anyone. Within 5 minutes of sitting down for a lesson, the cat quietly came over and jumped in my lap. She was so soft and lovable, with a tiny skinny tail. Since then I've thought fondly about getting a sphinx as a companion to my fluffball brown tabby. 3 agree Reply What a great morning read. It's always fun to read about what people love about the people and pets in their lives. 4 agree Reply What a cutie! Do they lick themselves the way hairy cats do? I'm super, super allergic to cat saliva, to the point where I don't even go into the homes of cats but I would love to meet a hairless and see if it bothers my allergies. Also, add me to the "Corn chip smelling dog" group. I actually love his corn chip smell. 5 agree Reply You might want to research into Siberian Forest Cats. They're fuzzy but they lack that one hormone (?) that causes cat allergies. 🙂 It's rather awesome… my friend's husband is super allergic but they live happily with 5 Siberians. 2 agree Reply they do lick themselves, but then the saliva coated hairs aren't in the atmosphere to bug you!! Maybe find a local breeder who is happy for you to go visit and see if they trigger your allergies 🙂 Reply Slightly off topic, but a few weeks ago I was in a trendy gift shop and they were selling some baby clothes which I thought were really weirdly shaped…turned out they were outfits for cats! Fortunately I didn't buy one for my niece! I'm sure Oliver Star would have looked very dashing in them though! 3 agree Reply Hello friends! First, Oliver is wicked excited about all this amazing attention! He is so happy that he is sleeping in a blanket next to me! 🙂 I have to agree with all the "corn chip dog" comments – wow! My dog(s) also smell of the salted snacks! I actually learned about the scientific reasons why… but it is just more fun to think that our babies are so cute and smell so fun because it's magic! 🙂 I totally love having a Sphynx! I am allergic enough that the dander bothers me, but not so allergic that the saliva bothers me. So, to Jenny O., if you are that allergic to their saliva, I don't know if a Sphynx would be the solution. If you lived close by, I would say come snuggle with him! (too weird?) or you could find a local breeder who could let you come over and play. He definitely licks and does all the usual stuff a furry cat would do. Alexia – we almost named Oliver "Moo"!!! What a totally adorable name!! We settled on Oliver because this amazing cow at our favorite rescue zoo had just passed away at the time, and we wanted to honor the happy guy. And to bring everything full circle – the name of the rescue zoo is Popcorn Park Zoo!!! Oliver, and my cousin cats, have all been really lovely creatures. Not creepy at all. Except when they are stalking you at 10pm and you just want to brush your teeth without being preyed upon. They are so sweet and so fun. And always good for a smile! xoxoxo Tiff 8 agree Reply In my experience, people who are freaked out by hairless cats just need to actually meet one. I was (totally foolishly and unexplainably) freaked out by them until my best friend got Quinn. Quinn is a great little being. Like other cats, just a 4-legged ball of love running around, ya know? Just less… Sheddy. I am not freaked out by people with bald heads, so why would a bald cat freak me out? My husband still thinks she looks like an ear… But he doesn't dislike her for it. 9 agree Reply The having to bathe the cat to prevent the oil buildup still freaks me out a little bit. I've also heard they need a lot of exercise and stimulation during the day if you want to sleep at night? I will never go out of my way to acquire a hairless cat, but if one needed a foster home, etc. I would totally learn how to bathe a cat. 1 agrees Reply The bathing of the cat is really easy. And truthfully, I "spot clean" him with baby wipes. Since they don't have any hair/fur, the bath and dry time are super quick. I personally don't think his energy level is any different from other cats, but he is the only cat I have ever had. He has the usual prey drives (the 10pm mouse hunt), but he is a sleepy creature, and great for naps! Hope that helps. If you ever came across the chance to foster one, it is a fun experience. 🙂 2 agree Reply I think that unmarked hairless kitties look like a plucked chicken or turkey. This frightens me because it gives them an aura of undead-ness in my eyes. I do love cow-kitty Oliver. Also, I love how much bigger their ears appear when hairless, they're like French bulldogs and I adore French bulldogs. 1 agrees Reply WANT!! …erm, yeah. That's all. 3 agree Reply My only complaint with this article is that it mentions that "He looks especially cute soaking in the tub with a soapsud mohawk." and then DOESN'T PROVIDE A PICTURE! I'm feeling pretty deprived. Also I want to rub my nose on his fuzzy head, cos that's what you do to cats right? 26 agree Reply Eleanor! Giiiirrrrrrrl! I tried to hard to get a bath pic! It is truly a two-person endeavor!! The cuteness has to be imagined for now, it is just so good. And his head is so good for those more rubs 🙂 Reply Let it be know that this was my most important feedback for Tiffany about this post: "WHERE IS THE BATH PICTURE?" We will be patient. One will appear at some point, I'm sure. Right Tiff? 11 agree Reply As Brad Pitt is my witness, an Oliver bath pic shall appear! Reply Awww naked kitty! I used to have a hairless rat… she freaked a lot of people out but I thought she was fabulous. I wouldn't mind a sphinx but I think my cat allergies are bad enough that I'd probably still react to anything she licked 🙁 Raising my hand for another dog who smells like corn chips, though (two, actually, but one is worse) . It's kinda totally gross but at the same time… it's better than most doggy smells and I really don't mind it. Hehhh. 1 agrees Reply My only experience with a hairless cat comes from seeing Kat Von D's love for hairless cats and Joey from FRIENDS exclaiming "It's not a cat!" So I don't have much I can provide here. But your love for your cat is evident in your writing, and I love that. PS: My So-Called Cat Life reference noted! PPS: sexually explicit biographies? Share! Reply Thanks for getting the "My So-Called Life" reference. 🙂 Ah, sexually explicit biographies. Where do I even begin? Harems. Porn stars. Japanese hostesses. Strippers. (mostly strippers). All memoirs, all for me! I feel like I have exhausted the topic. It all began with the seemingly-trite-at-first-glance "Candy Girl" by Diablo Cody, and then I snowballed into reading every memoir as fast as my fingers could download them. Good times. 🙂 We should start a sexually-explicit book club. I'll bring the muffins! Reply OOH! New Tiffany guest post? We've totally done offbeat reading list posts before: http://offbeathome.com/2014/01/female-writer-reading-list 1 agrees Reply Megan! Awesome! Love it!!! 🙂 Reply So, normally I'm a little freaked out by hairless kitties. I too have only every seen unmarked naked cats and there is a bit of dead chicken aura there that wigs me out. BUT Oliver? So stinking cute! The head tilt shot totally slays me. I kinda want my own fuzzy peach now please. 2 agree Reply My comment got lost so here it is again: My sphynx cats Dalek and Bender in their adorable Dalek & Bender special knit sweaters <3 (knit by a lady who sells cat clothes on ebay ^^) http://s1297.photobucket.com/user/Mama-Anders/media/edfd063e-9661-4c18-abc9-b2d05ccfbc02_zpsba5463c2.jpg.html And yes they do smell like potatoes, mushrooms but when they eat the wrong food they can also smell like a cadaver 🙁 Their bowels are so sensitive and they can produce incredible stinky farts at times. Like the kind a fully grown guy would be jealous of. My husband and i almost got devorced over the "who farted it wasn't me, oh my god run" discussions until we realised that our tiny little batcat was guilty ^^ When you ask our daughter (15 months old) what sound a cat makes she will tell you it says MOOOOMmm and prrrrroooow instead of the normal meow. And she is right. 2 agree Reply Aw! Loving Dalek and Bender and their special sweaters! So cool! Reply I badly want a Sphinx cat and call him Gollum. 😉 5 agree Reply The first time I met a hairless cat was when I was babysitting. The family mentioned they ownen two cats, and I had seen the tabby lounging on the sofa, so I assumed the second cat would also be a tabby or something similar. I went to put something in the microwave, which sat on the kitchen counter. There was an eight inch gap between the microwave and the cabinets above. I opened the door-and the hairless cat sleeping on top of the microwave stuck its head in my face, offered a loud (and friendly?) "MROWWWWW?" I yelped and jumped back a few feet. The little girl I was babysitting giggled and told me I had found Indy. Once she was asleep I spent the rest of the evening pretending to be Dr. Evil, this being the late nineties and all. 6 agree Reply Did you know that cats have/make 100 (+or- a couple) sounds to communicate? 4 agree Reply So he doesn't bother your allergies? I would LOVE a cat, but I'm super allergic. I was always told it was the dander and saliva I'm allergic to, not the fur. So a hairless cat wouldn't help. But this gives me hope! He is a doll! Reply Hey Shawna! Nope, he doesn't bother my allergies! But I don't think I am super duper allergic. I am not vet, though! I can definitely say that if it's the saliva, he has no shortage of licking himself! In fact, every time I pet and cuddle him he gives me this dirty look like "I JUST cleaned there!!" and hurries to clean everywhere I kissed 🙂 Reply I have two sphynx, /gimmick and Smeagol (and an almost hairless devon rex called Samson) Everyone is initially very sceptical of them but there's not one person yet who hasn't fallen totally in love with my hairless boys when they meet them! They are a very special breed of kitty! I always think of mushrooms or bread when they get smelly, and I am proud to say I love it!! To me, it's a comforting smell, like my great grandmas favourite perfume! Reply Kat! That is so sweet! So funny how our babies smell like yummy memories! 🙂 Reply Tiffany, I live in NJ too and have 2 Sphynxes, Roosafie and Dante. They really are such sweet and special animals. There's nothing like snuggling with one. Reply Adorable. I want. Except, I can't because I have a full house. But I want. <3 Reply So…I know this is super old, but my friend owns CitizenKat! (Which merged with Destyny.) 2 agree Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy.