Going from mad scientist to mother #Parent-Child relationship#babies#new parents September 3 | Guest post by Alexis Petru By: Vinoth Chandar – CC BY 2.0 I had a long time to romanticize motherhood. By the time my husband and I got engaged, we already had the baby bug. After a long engagement, a struggle with fertility issues and the ensuing medical treatments, we welcomed our son into the world nearly five years after I started gazing longingly — and probably creepily — at every baby I saw in the grocery store. Once I was finally pregnant, what I read in baby books and heard in baby classes reinforced my own fantasies about motherhood: My son would come out of the womb recognizing my voice, remembering the sounds of me singing John Lennon's "Beautiful Boy" to him nearly every day while I was pregnant. My newborn son would know I was his mom — one of the two most important people in his world. Sure, he would cry. But, I thought, the relationship we forged while I carried him for nine months — and the simple fact that I was his mother — would make it easier to soothe him. And right after he was born, my dreams came true: my baby looked deeply into my eyes as I held him, skin to skin. When someone else held him, he turned his head to me if he heard my voice. We were in love: mother and son. And then, three days after he was born, the inconsolable crying started. Still in the hospital recovering from a C-section, I took turns with my husband, pacing the hospital room, bouncing and shushing our baby. We fed him, we changed him, we rocked him in the rocking chair. He kept crying. I sang to him, even "Beautiful Boy." Nothing was working. Related Post 5 ways parenting is like college, kind of A couple of weeks ago, a guy kissed me all sloppy with his mouth wide open, tried to take my shirt off, and then barfed... Read more All of a sudden, the crying stopped. "What did you do?" my husband asked. Nothing. There was nothing about being in my arms or hearing my voice that made him stop crying. In our shuffle around the hospital room, we happened to pass the bathroom, where a night-light stood out against the darkness of the rest of the room. Seeing the light had made him stop crying. And that's when I began to realize that during the first few months of my son's life, I would not be living out any idealized role of mommy; I was a mad scientist, trying to figure out which baby soothing techniques would make him stop crying: a combination of white noise and bouncing, pretending I was at a wedding and doing The Hustle or taking him outside for some fresh air. It sounds completely obvious when I say this now, but I had to learn that my son would not simply be comforted by my presence — by the fact I was his mom. A newborn baby, of course, does not understand what a mother is. My son recognized my voice, but didn't know that I, along with his father, would take care of him; we would respond to his cries and desperately try to figure out what he needed, even if we couldn't get it right the first couple of times. My son and I needed to develop a relationship outside of the womb — again, a concept that makes perfect sense to me now, but was lost on me during the anticipation of trying to conceive and the excitement of pregnancy. It took me awhile to mourn the loss of my previous notions of motherhood and even the loss of the relationship I felt I had with my son during pregnancy. I, frankly, felt rejected by him for several months, especially when he, because of bad gas and general crankiness, went through a five-week phase of screaming bloody murder every time I breastfed him. But it wasn't that my son didn't like me; he, like many other babies, just didn't enjoy life outside the womb during those first few months, missing the warmth, snugness and hum of his former life. And then one morning, when my son was almost four months old, I was scrambling to put together breakfast for the 15 minutes he would be happy on his play mat before he would need me to hold him. Lying on his belly, he started to roll; this would be only the second time he rolled. I heard his head loudly clonk the ground as he landed on his back; he didn't yet have the muscle control to secure a smoother landing. I saw the look of shock on his face before it erupted in tears. I scooped him up off the floor, and he snuggled into me, burying his head into my neck and crying for a few seconds before calming down. And in this moment, I realized the tide was turning. My son was comforted after that moment of fear not by a cocktail of baby calming methods from the mad scientist, but by me — the woman he had learned to trust and love: his mother. Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Guest post written by Alexis Petru Alexis Petru is taking a break from environmental reporting and trying out this whole stay-at-home mom thing. She lives in the beautiful San Francisco Bay Area with her husband and son, and for the time being, has traded in goth clubs and drag shows for library storytime and baby music class. https://twitter.com/alexispetru PREVIOUS Caroline Rothstein on feminism and bikini waxes NEXT What's the best way to announce a new pregnancy after a miscarriage? Show/Hide comments [ 6 ] What a beautiful story!! Thank you so much for sharing. It makes me feel good knowing I'm not the only one with experiences like this! 10 agree Reply Loved this. So similar to my experience with fertility issues and a high needs baby.he is 5 months old now and we are beginning to enjoy each other. 4 agree Reply This is so great! I can definitely identify with this. 1 agrees Reply This is SO TRUE. And it really took me by surprise. Certainly by 6 months of age I'd be able to tell the difference between the hungry and tired cries! I did not picture sticking my babies on the porch in their car seats so that I could actually get dressed for work. It's one of the few things that soothes them. I still get irrationally upset when they won't let me rock them to sleep. They refused all baby carriers for the first few months, then demanded to be worn at all times for a brief time, and now seem against it entirely. The guessing leaves me feeling completely out of control. Glad I'm not the only one! 1 agrees Reply Just wait till your two year old says, "no my love you, mommy" ("I dont't love you mommy"). I know he does, but it broke my heart anyway. I just had to put aside my ego and realize that he's two and has no idea what he's saying. Like your newborn doesn't know how much you love him, just that he's cold or his toe feels weird or that his jumper is a little itchy. My guy later admitted that yes, he does love mommy. I got big hug and he took off to bother the cat. It's a hard thing to learn not to put your issues or desires on your kid ( even the best-intentioned ones). 1 agrees Reply I realize that this was entirely not your point, but the idea of approaching baby-soothing as a mad science experiment really appeals to me… 7 agree Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. 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