
Photo by Justin and Elise. Used under Creative Commons license.
I am endlessly jealous of those of you who live in the magical land where hedgehogs are native and common in gardens. All I have is possums!

Photo by paparutzi. Used under Creative Commons license.
Look at this shit. This is the beast that snuffles past my door at night to rummage through my compost leavings. My particular possum is HUGE and waddling — at least 25 pounds of wiry gray hair and teeth and little beady eyes.
Fuck possums, guys. Let's celebrate the cuter, sweeter, only-mildly-prickly and never-hiss-filled hedgehogs. I dug up some hedgehog love to noodle on.
Ready! Set! Go!











