Last minute no-carve pumpkin ideas for Halloween (geeky, chic, or cute as hell!)

It's almost Halloween, you've got kids coming over (or adults for pumpkin-flavored cocktails!), and you're so not in the mood to start carving and de-gooping pumpkins. I'll be honest, I'm almost never in the mood, outside of when I can roast those seeds. Yum.

But if you're not down with pulling out pumpkin guts and want something a little shmancier than simply painting them one color, here are some rock 'n' roll, glam AF, and easy as (pumpkin) pie no-carve pumpkin ideas…

Killer Halloween home decor finds to get seriously spooky

When I saw this illusion ghost pillow, I knew my current Halloween decor had no chill. It's upgrade time, y'all. I'm talking vintage Halloween goods, channeling horror movies, creepy cute prints, and wall decals you'll have to pry from my cold, dead hands. Those are going up year-round!

Halloween's-a-coming, so let's go see what killer Halloween home decor we can add to our earlier-each-year decorating repertoire…

How to throw a thrilling Michael Jackson birthday party (for kids AND adults)

I don't take party planning lightly, and mainstream kids parties just don't work for his interests. And, as I am about everything, this party had to be entirely immersive — I get a high from this stuff. Plus my son makes THE cutest Smooth Criminal ever, I HAVE to say. So my almost four-year-old and I planned his Michael Jackson birthday party together…

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7 tools & apps that make life way more organized and chill

My cat never does seem to start acting as my personal assistant, despite my pleas. Even with all my emails, projects, and stress piling up around me. Rude. I guess we're stuck having to keep ourselves organized, Bear, jeez. If you're in this pickle, know you're not alone. But here's where technology can actually help instead of hinder: seven life organization apps that we use to keep shit organized.

Judgmental and unkind statements make me feel irresponsible to be on Medicaid

Even though I know with certainty this was the right decision for us, guilt, fear, shame and embarrassment smother me every day. I listen to people who don't know our full situation make callous, judgmental and unkind statements about Medicaid and the people on it.

It seems many people view Medicaid recipients as lazy, manipulating-the-system types. And that makes me feel sad and ashamed. It makes me feel "less than." It makes me wonder… Is that who we are now? Are we suddenly bad, lazy and immoral members of society because we found ourselves in a difficult, life-changing situation?