Impress your friends with easy, gorgeous bruschetta

This is my roommate Joel's easy brrrrruuuuskyettta (you have to over-pronounce it like Giada De Laurentiis) recipe. It's impressive as hell — the colours are eye-popping! And the taste? Get outta here. It makes a fantastic appetizer or potluck contribution, but fair warning: this is morish, and could be all you need for a full meal.