Giant-ass "teddy bear bed with a mohawk" is a thing (of your dreams or horrific nightmares) #Shopping#bedding#beds#decor#furniture#kids February 24 | Megan Finley Horowitz meggyfin Faster than you can say "Zoomorphic Home," I have another awesome animal-shaped home decor item. (Remember my post about animal kitchen gadgets?) This time, it's a bed frame that is an actual giant teddy bear… with a pink mohawk! Please ignore that it's supposedly for kids, because that's bullshit. Mohawk-ed bear beds are for EVERYONE, especially ones that have "pockets in the paws for easy hugging." No shit! That's from its "key point" diagram, which is NOT to be missed: Are you dreaming of this being your new bed? Or are you having weird googly-eyed pink-mohawked nightmares? Personally, if this thing came in king size, I'd be all over it. Ariel, meanwhile, just emailed to say this thing reminds her of pedobear. (PS: They also have a giant Hello Kitty bed cover too.) Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Megan Finley Horowitz When Megan's not writing, traveling, and sleeping, she's eating like the fate of the world depends on it. (You're welcome, world!) You can snoop into her personal life over on her website The Dash and Dine! @meggyfin @thedashanddine @meggyfin PREVIOUS Bloomers and Frocks: How I quit my day job to pursue my love of vintage and run an Etsy shop full-time NEXT Mouse poops helped me kick my coffee addiction Show/Hide comments [ 8 ] That is kinda awesome. I think I would have to customize it with tatts or piercings though. 3 agree Reply Did you see that he comes with changeable colored mohawks too!? I think the piercings would look good on him. 2 agree Reply See also a Totoro futon bed 😉 http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/my-neighbor-totoro-bed-the-whole-world-is-slightly-cuter-now-179250 1 agrees Reply what is this i don't even 3 agree Reply This bed also totally reminds me of these teddy bears! Reply I think this explains my discomfort with this product. 2 agree Reply This reminds me so much of the tortoise and peacock beds in Haroun and the Sea of Stories. Like Rashide and Haroun, I'd be wildly uncomfortable and unable to sleep, but that's just me. Reply Horrific Nightmares. For sure. 1 agrees Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy.