Mother fucking dragon faucet in your mother fucking bathroom #Shopping#bathrooms#dragons#geeky February 17 | Megan Finley Horowitz meggyfin First it was the steampunk dragon coffee table. Then it was barfing storm drain dragons. Then it was Zippy the dragon mailbox. Now I'm continuing my search for helpful home dragons with the mother-fucking dragon faucet! Just look at the incredible Antique Brass Dragon Style Bathroom Sink Faucet. Holy shit, it comes in black too: Good gawd, it's like a dragon that breathes clean water into your hands. I. Can't. Even. Handle. Wait, yes I can, because IT ALSO HAS HANDLES! Speaking of handles… look how cool those are! So cool that I'm not even mad that these guys are pricey (from $87 to $150) because they're mother fucking dragons for your mother fucking bathroom! So who wants to give me some Megan-simple directions on switching out faucets? Join our community! Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Megan Finley Horowitz Megan Finley is the LA-based Offbeat Empire editor. When she's not writing, editing, and sleeping, she's eating, drinking, and geeking. You can snoop into her personal life over on her website Funk in Deep Freeze! @meggyfin @meggyfin PREVIOUS New home? Baby? Charity? Adventures? Register for any life events with SimpleRegistry NEXT I was in a plane crash: here's how I deal with flight anxiety Show/Hide comments [ 24 ] This needs to be in my bathroom. 6 agree Reply As awesome as this faucet looks, I really want to send the link to friends for the headline. 'Mother fucking' is a term not used enough in interior design. 🙂 21 agree Reply YES, I'm straight up like, I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT I'M LOOKING AT THIS POST'S TITLE IS EVERYTHING. 5 agree Reply BOTH of these comments made me LOL in public. FUCK YEAH! 3 agree Reply So much want. And yes to the Megan simple faucet installation instructions. 2 agree Reply Those are amazing! We're getting ready to redo our guest bathroom, so I guess I better get ordering… now, if they would only make a dragon toilet, I'd be set 🙂 Thanks for the perfect timing of your post!! 4 agree Reply I'm imagining that the dragon's face would be the seat and THAT WOULD BE SO SCARY I would never poop again. 22 agree Reply the only issue is, all versions of this come from China, so they may take some finagling to fit American-style sinks. We have standardized sizes, so check the measurements of both faucet and sink holes first! (and yeah, I've already added to my Amazon wish list :D) 1 agrees Reply I had my plumber come over the other day for a clocked sink, and then I asked him if he thought this faucet would work in my sink. I was super-sad bc my sink has three holes and this needs one that only has one hole. But I'm not sure if he noticed anything weird about it right away. 🙁 2 agree Reply I know they have covers for extra holes in kitchen sinks, I would think you could do the same in the bathroom? I mean, I would think a plumber would know about such a simple solution, so maybe there's a reason it wouldn't work. http://www.amazon.com/KOHLER-K-8830-0-Sink-Cover-White/dp/B000CNVZ0Y 1 agrees Reply I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE! 1 agrees Reply Love it! It's very much like a faucet by a shrine in Hakone, near where I lived in Japan: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kate_the_jet/280536649 I loved this guy. The idea of having one in my bathroom? Pretty epic. Reply TOTALLY!!! Reply um. yes, i'll take that. also, in the spirit of the post, some instructions on replacing a faucet: http://www.castulucci.com/plumbing/bathroomsink/ although these are probably more megan-simple and realistically useful: http://www.easy2diy.com/cm/easy/diy_ht_3d_index.asp?page_id=35749952 (this is a great tutorial, but a few notes: replacing the drain is harder than replacing the faucet, and this covers both – if you're just doing the faucet it's easier than this. also, this shows a fancy wrench, but any wrench will do. it also skips the part where any time you detach plumbing lines, they will pour all of their water out on you/the floor/or into a bucket if you are prepared!) 4 agree Reply I need this like I need to take my next breath. 1 agrees Reply more dragons, please! Love this! 3 agree Reply Mother-fucking yes. 1 agrees Reply Will someone PLEASE bring this mother-fucking dragon to my mother-fucking bathroom in my mother-fucking apartment?! Preferably Samuel L. Jackson, plz. No snakes or planes needed. 3 agree Reply WANT. Can't wait till I'm more settled and can have the gothic-gargoyle-dragon-oil-rubbed-bronze-and-wrought-iron castle of my dreams (rather than my current GGDORBAWI-inspired regular-suburban-home). 1 agrees Reply Found this dragon towel/hat hook … (I am not associated in any way to its maker, just thought it was fun and would be a nice accompaniment to the faucet if you were to use it in the loo.) https://www.etsy.com/listing/69022371/dragon-wall-hook-for-coat-hat-towels Reply I'm a bit late to the party in replying…we have the brass dragon in our bathroom and LOVE him! The only bad thing about him is that the way he curves makes it impossible for us to use the plugs behind him near the sink. But hey, no problem! We just got moved the outlets. He is SO worth it; we're trying to figure out how to incorporate another one into our kitchen. 1 agrees Reply You're my hero, KathM!!! Reply wow this is cool ! very chinese looks , and just wondering will it get rusty ? http://www.honeydear.com.my/ Reply This will be in our bathroom – the chrome version. Hubby went nuts he loves it! Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Participate in this conversation via emailGet only replies to your comment, the best of the rest, as well as a daily recap of all comments on this post. No more than a few emails daily, which you can reply to/unsubscribe from directly from your inbox. No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy.