Daddy Skills: the sweet-ass dad-rap video that will make your morning

From Sam Deezy (the dude who brought you Whole Foods Parking Lot) comes this video about the realities of modern fatherhood:

I’m on point real quick when the diaper sags
I got the whole changing unit in the diaper bag
(right)
And when the odor is getting ripper
Yo, in 2 minutes flat
I can change that diaper
(what)
The changing table is set up nicely
Get the deuce cleaned up with just two wipes
(whoooooooooo)
And get the outfit out, don’t stress
Don’t want the people saying:
“I think her daddy got her dressed.”

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About the Author: Ariel

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Author of three editions of the Offbeat Bride book and its sequel (From Shitshow To Afterglow, the ultimate offbeat breakup book) Ariel Meadow Stallings is the publisher of all the Offbeat Empire web properties. She lives in Seattle with her son. To read her latest work, follow @arielist.