How can I maintain ownership of my body while I'm pregnant? #I've got a parenting question!#grown ups#pregnancy August 16 | Offbeat Editors offbeatbride Offbeat Home & Life runs these advice questions as an opportunity for our readers to share personal experiences and anecdotes. Readers are responsible for doing their own research before following any advice given here... or anywhere else on the web, for that matter. Photo by Emira Mears. I'm expecting my first child at the end of the fall. It will be the first grandchild on both sides of a very on-beat family. I'm blessed to be surrounded by the love of family and friends during this time and they are all VERY excited about our coming child. However, I'm experiencing a bit of a problem — it seems like everyone wants to "own" my baby. What I mean by this is the off-hand, "Hey that's my grandson in there, be careful," when I walk down the stairs, or "My nephew should have an apple," when I'm picking out my lunch. I know it is coming from a place of love but I'm struggling both with the immediate reaction of "What if I don't want a freaking apple?" and the lingering feeling of flags getting staked on my belly from people claiming my child before he is even born. How best can I deal with the already strong "ownership" (of the baby and as a result, my body) presenting itself from my mother-in-law, sister, and friends? — Kristin Did you experience any loss of "body ownership" while you were pregnant (or in other situations)? How did you handle it? Join our community! Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo PREVIOUS Change the color of your cabinets without pissing off your landlord NEXT Can someone love food and still love the earth? Show/Hide comments [ 92 ] I am having the same issue! My mother-in-law is already calling dibs on giving my daughter her first bath and my grandmother keeps rubbing my belly and telling me to keep her first great grandbaby safe. My first daughter was stillborn in January, so their comments freak me out even more… like they are counting on me to keep this baby alive, or already assuming she will be fine. 5 agree Reply I am so sorry for you loss 30 agree Reply I'm so sorry for your loss 🙁 Also, anyone who tried to claim rights to my baby's first *anything* would've been told to go to hell. However, I know that not everyone sees that as an option 😉 4 agree Reply I feel like the only thing I can think of would be to give it back in kind – they are making offhand comments, so make them back. That's easier said than done – my mother-in-law asks my son questions (he's 11 months old) that are really directed at my husband and I (like "are you going to sleep in your own bed tonight?") and it takes energy not to be nasty in response. But you could be funny. "Oh, he likes apples, but he REALLY likes chocolate cake. He told me." "He's a daredevil already – he loves it when I jostle him around!" Stuff like that. Make it seem like you have the inside scoop on what he really wants and substitute what you want for that. Play along. OR, if you can't bring yourself to play along, come up with a sentence and just use that. Like, "I really appreciate that you are concerned, but we're fine." They persist. You say, "I really appreciate that you're concerned, but we're doing just fine." Etc. 3 agree Reply I love the bit about the apple and the cake! 1 agrees Reply That was my first thought when I read the apple comment. Your kid might want an apple but MY KID WILL WANT CHOCOLATE CAKE. 🙂 2 agree Reply Ahhhhgggg!!! I'm not even preggers YET and I'm getting this treatment a lil bit! I'm thiking it can only get worse?!?!! I'd be happy to hear any wise words. The inlaws are super onbeat and I'm about to start throwing punches! 1 agrees Reply Relax have fun with it. If youre stressing now, it'll only get worse when the baby comes out! Emily has stellar advice. Reply It's harder to do when you're pregnant, but I try not to take it personally. I know my friends and family don't ACTUALLY think they own my body, they're just trying to be funny and/or express their love for me and the baby. So mostly I ignore it. And vent to my husband and on Facebook. 😉 If people do seem to actually think they own your body and baby, that's different. If they're actively trying to keep you from doing the things you want to do or eating the things you want to eat, that's bullshit and needs to be stopped ASAP. I usually deal with this by pulling out research and/or my midwife. "Research actually says that fish is good for the baby's brain." "My midwife told me I need to climb stairs to strengthen my hips and back." Basically I want my point to be "I know what I'm doing and I'm capable of making my own decisions, and you are not adding any useful information to my decision-making process." Also I just bought the shirt that the woman in the photo is wearing. Awesome. 3 agree Reply I ALWAYS pull out "My doctor said…". It shuts them up immediately. 1 agrees Reply Gosh, I would say very snidely, "I am a person, not an incubator," but I'm known to be rudely direct. 5 agree Reply These people are just excited about the new baby and this is their way of expressing it; they're not trying to "assert ownership" of your baby. You may be feeling defensive about your identity because you've been an individual–no more, no less–your whole life and very shortly you will be someone's mom. That's totally understandable, but it's not fair to project that identity crisis onto other people's small talk. 10 agree Reply i couldn't disagree more with this comment. the giveaway is in the kind of language she's talking about (and that i get too) – it's along the lines of "MY grandbaby" "MY niece" – relatives are trying to assert their rights over the child, and that's really not cool. especially when that compromises the rights of the mum, i.e. to be an individual with needs, tastes, and desires that extend beyond the mother/incubator role. and i don't think being a mum means you give up your individuality or compromise your identity. you expand it by becoming a parent, you don't limit it. 7 agree Reply Yeah I don't agree with the first post either. Listening to the vocabulary someone is using can really pinpoint their motivation behind what the are saying. They are laying claim to the child as theirs. They are saying they have the same level of imput with the child as the parents do. And motherhood is just one role on top of being an individual. Its an important one but it doesn't take away that person's identity but adds to it. Its when other people try to treat the woman as if her existance is soley for her offspring is when that individuality is being stripped. 2 agree Reply But the child IS their grandbaby or niece or whatever… What do you want people to say, "the grandbaby"? "the child of the child I birthed"? Avoiding possessive pronouns would be absurd. Reply It's not a matter of avoiding pronouns; it's a matter of avoiding comments which suggest that the person talking knows more about what the mother should be doing than the mother herself. "How is my grandbaby doing today?" is fine. "You should do X to keep my grandbaby safe" implies that the speaker believes that their opinion about what the mother should be doing is more valid than the mother's. I don't see why it's so difficult to trust the mother as the primary authority on her baby, and that is the problem at hand. Edited to add: both my mother and my mother-in-law always ask me, "How is your/the little one doing?". Not complicated. 4 agree Seriously? Don't troll people. 2 agree Reply I'm due to have baby #2 in September and haven't had nearly as many issues with in-laws as I did with my son born 5/2010. Both sides of our family think we are off for our natural choices in birthing and rearing that we have let be known. The negative comments stopped after a few well timed statements on my part. Telling them exactly your plans followed by an "I'm so glad that you guys are so open/mature and respect our choices as (soon to be) parents. Our family would be so disappointed if our loved ones pushed ideas on us that do not fit our lifestyle." If they continue on with their agenda it negates the positive comments you've made about them and most people don't want to lose face. Cheers! 14 agree Reply I agree with both Marina and Emily. My son was the first grandchild on both sides of the family and I dealt with this a lot, especially after he was born. One time, my MIL had a fit after my husband gave my son his pacifier after it had landed on the floor without immediately sterilizing it, and she yelled at him that she was going to be furious if my son got sick. I didn't say anything at the time but later sent her a very clear, assertive email explaining the research on "Hygiene Hypothesis" (basically that being exposed to germs is a good thing and being too clean leaves kids vulnerable later). I assured her that all of our decisions about how to raise our child are well research and reasoned, even if they may not be the same decisions she would make. And I stated that I appreciated that she had his best interest at heart, and emphasized that we did also. She has been pretty good since that email about not trying to tell us how to raise our son. But every once in a while an assertive reminder is still necessary. 3 agree Reply I'm a little nervous of what things will be like once my baby is out. This will be my MIL's first grandbaby and, although she is very sweet-hearted, she's a bit on the I-have-several-answers/cures-for-everything side. Like if my DH sneezes, she'll pull out the entire medicine cabinet and insist we don't sleep in the same bed for a week. Stuff like that, you know? Well, I've witnessed my MIL interact with my sister and her new baby. We're in a crowded restaurant, the baby has finished nursing on her own terms but starts fussing a little. "Oh, Mommy, you didn't give me enough milk," said my MIL in a baby voice. My sister chuckled it off politely, but my Mama instinct was like – Dude! How is that supposed to make a mom feel? Suddenly your baby has a voice and it's criticizing your actions? I'm already imagining the uncomfortable scenarios that are bound to happen. It's great to read these comebacks. 3 agree Reply YES. My mother-in-law does this. Here is what I can say – she thinks that she is being funny and teasing me gently. She really thinks I'm a good mom – but she would never ever say that to my face. I had to explain to my husband over and over that no, I don't know that she's kidding and I can't help but get defensive and no, I don't know that she thinks I'm a good mom because she isn't my mom. She doesn't love me unconditionally like she does her son. And yes, it's SO hard and SO uncomfortable. She'll say that we spoil him and he has us wrapped around his little finger because I pick him up and cuddle him when he cries. I think it's great that I know that he just needs a little snuggle and then he'll be fine! I'm GLAD I can tell what's wrong with him and I don't think it's spoiling. Argh, I'm getting all mad just thinking about it. Your spouse is your best ally here and he needs to step up and help you out – either by privately telling his mom to cut it out because you don't like it, or by taking the opposite stance in person and being the one to tease back. He can, because he's her kid, right? Anyway, my sympathies. It's hard to deal with, especially when you're a brand new mom and unsure of yourself and your decisions and if you're doing it right. I hope it goes better than you fear it will. 4 agree Reply "Suddenly your baby has a voice and it's criticizing your actions?" This made me laugh. I know women are often told that no matter how hard they try, they will turn out like their mothers. I never conceived the horrible idea that my baby would be voiced by my mother (or mother-in-law). Nightmares! 1 agrees Reply I would say right back to the MIL, mimicking baby-voice, "Oh Grandma, I have a poopy diaper! I want Grandma to change it!" And see how THAT goes over! 1 agrees Reply LOL. I would do that too! Would probably shut anyone up quickly. Reply Ugh, I experienced this on my DH's side of the family with my first pregnancy (am now pregnant with #2 and the comments have stopped). My MIL was with my DH shopping for a bday gift for me and I had requested a certain CD. She said, very snottily, "is this GOOD music? You better not play songs with bad words around the baby!" well, we do play songs with "bad words" around our son. Who cares. It's not gangsta rap or death metal, but there may be a well-timed swear word here or there. *rolls eyes*. We did a good job of setting up clear boundaries and being clear about our parenting style with #1, so we don't deal with this anymore with #2. I think they see that DS1 is a wonderful, vibrant, healthy, well-tempered little boy and now they even COMPLIMENT our parenting style. Crazy! 1 agrees Reply Okay, for the parental newbies around here, can we explain all the abbreviations? MIL is, of course, mother-in-law, but not sure what DH actually means — Daddy Husband? 🙂 and DS1 apparently refers to your first son, but the D stands for ? 2 agree Reply DH-Dear or Darling Husband DS-Dear or Darling Son 1 agrees Reply I get a kick out of reading it as "Designated Hitter." 24 agree Reply I read it as "Designated Husband." Makes me giggle. 2 agree Ha! This is why we shy away from acronyms on Offbeat Mama: http://offbeatmama.com/2010/09/why-i-hate-parenting-acronyms 7 agree Reply Is there any way to gently ask commenters to refrain from using acronyms too? This isn't the first post I've seen with comments I couldn't decipher. Reply "Is there any way to gently ask commenters to refrain from using acronyms too?" Stephanie's comment is doing exactly that. We do our best to respond to most acronym comments, but if you catch one before we see it, feel free to post a comment yourself linking this post and asking the commenter to translate their acronyms. Gah! I'm so sorry! I've been bouncing to-and-fro between Offbeat Mama and Mothering dot com and I lost track of my manners. 🙁 I'm blaming it on my hormone soaked brain which can't think and dictate as clearly as it used to. Again, I'm sorry, because I too despise these acronyms! 1 agrees I could be totally wrong here, but the first time I ever saw "DH"/etc. was in the Dear Jane quilting newsletter (a terrifically difficult pattern off an 1863 quilt by Jane Stickle of Vermont, which has been around for about 20 years). Everyone referred to on-list is a "dear"-someone. Which made a lot of sense in context. *grin* It would be pretty awesome if the Dear Jane quilt spawned a whole internet worth of parenting acronyms. Reply What's wrong with playing death metal to your kid? Death metal makes me happy 🙂 3 agree Reply "Thank you, but I'm not soliciting opinions right now." 1 agrees Reply Dude, nip this in the butt. Sooner rather than later. I was very cut and dry about how things were going to happen after my son was born 8 months ago and now I run the show. At one point I had to tell my mom "You had your turn at YOUR babies and now it's my turn with MY baby. I made him, I am going to give birth to him and I am his only mom." Sounds harsh but she needed a reality check. She was upset for a couple days but later on you can blame it on your pregnancy hormones and say "I may have been harsh and I'm sorry for that but I still mean what I said". On a related note-why do Mothers-in-law claim expertise on all subjects baby related? I'm not going to dissect how lacking my MIL parenting methods were (and they WERE lacking) but I have many times started a sentence with "NEW research has shown that…." or "The current info from my pediatrician is….". Only one time did I have to tell her "My babys doctor is an expert on babies. I am an expert on THIS baby. Thanks for your input but I know what I'm doing."…of course you have to back all of that up with confidence. 2 agree Reply P.S. I had the same thing happen to me – first grandchild on both sides, very loved, very on-beat family. I lived under a microscope for a while. I feel your pain. 🙂 P.P.S. We now call our baby the Golden Child because everyone worships him. 1 agrees Reply I'm in the "Address it now" camp as well. I've known a few moms whose family (especially in-laws) used these kinds of ownership expressions while they were pregnant, and then went on to be big boundary-crossers once the baby was born, taking liberties the moms were not comfortable with because they saw their grandkid, niece, or what have you, as theirs. Of course this all depends on the relationship you see between your baby and other people. But if this is bothering you now, it is safe to assume you're not going to be okay with these people stepping in to tell you your kid is dressed inappropriately or randomly try to potty train them or crossing other common parenting boundaries. I would try to make the point that you're educating yourself, getting quality medical advice from your midwife or doctor, and that you are making decisions for your family based on your best judgments. It might come off as overkill when someone is making a half-lighthearted attempt to sway your meal, but to me it is better than letting your discomfort fester or grow. 2 agree Reply "I am an expert on THIS baby." – fantastic! i'm filing that one away for future use 🙂 2 agree Reply Thanks for all of the advice! I know that I have to share him once he's born – and I know I will need that help once he comes… I just need to remember that it's all coming from a place of love and I will have a unique bond with him as his mother. It's just remembering that while being bombarded…. 1 agrees Reply I actually refused to share "belly" photos with family or friends. They asked, I said "no". I just didn't want to fuel commentary about my body or size by friends or family. 1 agrees Reply Granted, I'm not pregnant, and I would likely be much more tactful if I was in your situation, but reading the post, all I could think of to say was "Sod off. My baby/my body, not yours." Or something equally charming like "next time you're pregnant, you get to choose what you do. It's my turn now." It sounds a lot more snotty on here than it did in my head. Sorry. I have little patience today. And don't even GET me started on the belly touching. Hell no. 1 agrees Reply Amen sista friend! 3 agree Reply This is extremely interesting to me! My man's mother…let's just say she doesn't have a leg to stand on, parenting wise. She also has no concept of boundaries, respect, community living – so I fear that anything I try to put in place will be walked all over. My biggest question, though, is over phyical touch – I am so not a touchy person outside of my intimate relationships, or people that I implicitly trust. How do you navigate the people that automatically just think they can come up to you and touch your stomach? "I'm still me – I'm just growing a kid" is my mentality, but what words can I use that will tell people "fuck off don't touch me, but hi how is your day going?" 2 agree Reply I actually told a stranger that I wasn't pregnant, it was a tumor. But I was moody that day. Typically a straightforward "please don't touch me" gets the point across. 1 agrees Reply You could embarrass the hell out of anybody by starting to scream hysterically while pointing at your belly and shouting "the bad lady/man touched me right here." 12 agree Reply My future sister in law wore a shirt every time she went to the grocery store that said "touch the belly, loose the hand.:) 4 agree Reply Best response I ever heard was from Fiona (who will probably read this–hi Fiona!) who creepily touched the face of the person who creepily touched her stomach. 1 agrees Reply I did this! Several times, in fact! 2 agree Reply Hah! Face touching is better than I would do. I've decided that if in an alternate universe I'm ever pregnant and someone rubs my belly, I'll grab their boob. 7 agree Reply I think "fuck off don't touch me, but how is your day going" is PERFECT. Gets the point across succinctly! 1 agrees Reply I have to admit I never actually did it, but when people asked if they could touch my belly, I always wanted to respond with "Sure, if I can touch yours!" I also tried to buy a maternity T-shirt on Etsy with a picture of MC Hammer that said "Can't touch this" but the seller's store went on hiatus and never returned. The idea was brilliant though! 3 agree Reply i read this: "the last time somebody touched me like this THIS was made!" ..i never had the guts to say hat though… 3 agree Reply I found the link for the T-shirt on etsy. here it is: http://www.etsy.com/listing/59007736/cant-touch-this-maternity Reply I practised all my sassy lines but when it came down to the line and people asked if they could touch my belly I would just answer them honestly. "I'd prefer if you didn't" or "Not right now". With some family members they were a little put off but at a time when I was more relaxed and did feel okay with it I would offer them the opportunity. Once, and just once, one of my gaming friends approached me with a belly level outstretched hand and an enquiring look and I hissed at my "My precious!". He laughed and backed off. 3 agree Reply This was one of my biggest fears during my pregnancy (I'm currently on Day 6 of post-due date waaaaiiiitiiinggg) but fortunately did not have to deal with this too much. Although it's probably because only my folks are close enough to actually visit; everyone else is a plane ride away. There was only one person (at my work) who would just start touching me out of the blue, and I regret not being more firm with her about it but was so shocked at the time I was just kind of stunned. I handled it in a fairly passive aggressive way by saying on facebook (where I knew she'd see it) that I was so grateful that so many of my friends did NOT feel me up and how gracious *almost* everyone had been about that. She got the hint. Who knows what will happen once baby girl is actually here, but I agree with other posters that nipping it in the bud in a non-defensive manner is probably best. You get too defensive and they don't take you seriously; you're too nice and they miss the intent.One of my MILs (there's mom and step-mom) has a history of being overbearing in her opinions on child-rearing, but that was years ago and hopefully she's chilled out by now. But as someone else said, your partner is your best ally in this and you both need to have the united front ready. Good luck! 1 agrees Reply Well, after reading this, I am so thankful for my mother-in-law. Closest she's come to forcing her opinion was tentatively saying "do you plan to quit spmoking?" And getting me some pamphlets on ways to quit when I answered the affirmative. I think what you should do is be direct – tell them "I feel belittled an unappreciated when you phrase this in this particular way. I know you're excited about this child, but I would like you to stop asserting food choices/start acknowledging me as more than just a vessel for your grandson when referring to him/start trusting that I do have some idea of what I'm doing." And if that doesn't work, threaten to not let them babysit. 2 agree Reply I'm really not good at the "my baby" thing, since it's well….mine. I've had to tell both sets of grandparents that they will not call my child their "baby". I guess I have to deal with them saying "my grandbaby" though. Still makes me twitchy. Sorry you're going through something similar. 2 agree Reply This! My mother in law is not super nosy, but we were explaining to her that we don't want folks to have to spend a ton of money on clothes that the kid may only wear once, and encouraged her to buy some newish things second-hand. Her response: "I can't imagine buying USED clothing for MY grandbaby." And my thought was "Why the hell not? The kid isn't going to know the difference, and it'll be new to us!" 1 agrees Reply I've never been pregnant, but I adore this video I think it really gets the point across about inappropriate touching. 1 agrees Reply I laughed my ass off!!!! Thanks! 1 agrees Reply I've had serious problems with my in-laws in the past, especially since they are on-beat to the extreme and were quite critical of many of our parenting/childbirth choices and actually told me they felt they had a right to voice these opinions because it's "their grandchild". Thankfully, my husband was definitely my best ally, it got to the point where he had to tell them to back off or be left out entirely. Now, with baby #2 on the way they've kept quiet had to accept that this is our baby, not theirs. 1 agrees Reply so a lot of the comments above deal with what you can do with the family and I just wanted to add this: in my yoga-birth-prparation-class we would do visualisations and meditations that left me feeling very connected to the baby.. I don´t really know how to describe it, but doing something just for the two of us really helped me to feel centered in my body and feeling closer to son… all the best for you! 3 agree Reply Just say, "Yes, baby does need an apple, baby also needs a Summer Infant 02000 BabyTouch Touch Screen Digital Video Monitor." Or fill in the blank with any other such extravagant baby item everytime they "claim" your baby. If they're gonna "own" baby, they can help pay for baby;-) and being asked for stuff gets old too, maybe they'll get the point after you end up with cool stuff. 2 agree Reply I didn't get a lot of this while pregnant… but I do now that he's here and growing up. I get the odd "aimed at me" questions that are asked to him, mostly by my mother. I've totally gotten the one similar to other person's above "Are you going to sleep in your own bed tonight?" and it's like, we cosleep. Get over it. If you want him to sleep in his bed tonight, you come sleep over and get up at every feeding with him! Because otherwise, we are just fine! 🙂 I would just let them know you are just fine, and there is no need for their concern. I would say that only you know exactly what the baby wants, because you are the one carrying him/her. 1 agrees Reply My husband was my best ally in this matter for many reasons. He 'translated' a lot of the frustrating comments I received about my choices for our baby (trying natural childbirth, sleeping choices, health, etc). From his point of view, his family made comments like "you aren't going to make it without drugs," "you'll need bottles for sure," "don't do too much!" etc, because their own experiences never stretched beyond that. After three generations or more of women having babies/being born according to a certain standard experience, the fact that I was doing so many different things didn't match up to the 'family knowledge.' It's taken a lot of patience on my part, but instead of reacting directly to their comments, I make sure to talk energetically about every midwife appt, every amazing piece of information I read, anything that applies to my experience. My husband and I also made sure to answer the question "how's baby doing?" by always referring to my health or status first. "Mama's feeling pretty good today, but rested a lot this morning. Baby must be real busy!" "Well, I craved spice cake last night, we had to go on a midnight outing! Bet baby loved the new flavors." This brings focus every time back to the fact that you are carrying the baby and doing what you feel is right. The best way I found was involving people in YOUR life. I am very uncomfortable sometimes talking to people over the phone, but my husband encouraged me to do so. I would make myself call and talk to a family member to tell them about my day, or something that I looked forward to doing, such as canning peaches for winter or sewing a cradle for baby. That way they don't just have the baby as the only subject to talk about and they know I am actively doing things for our child. I wish you good luck for sure. No matter what you decide, I agree with many others above that you need to start taking action now so the families can become awesome support instead of a source of stress. 1 agrees Reply I know this feeling! My father-in-law was doing it before DH and I were even married! I was helping DH move and my father-in-law was like "No carrying heavy boxes! You need to carry my grandson some day!" Oh my… When I got pregnant it just got worse. Not that he's here… ugh My mother-in-law constantly talks to the baby and says things like "I would love to spend more time with you, but your mom has the monopoly on feeding you and won't share!" Yup, I'm breastfeeding. Sorry I'm doing what's best for my child. I usually just laugh it off, or say something like "Well, if I didn't have to feed him you'd NEVER give him back" (said with a smile, of course). I haven't figured out how to really combat it. For now I just let it roll off. 1 agrees Reply Suggest she breastfeed? 😉 Hopefully it'll sound so ridiculous it'll make her realize that her suggestion is just as ridiculous. 4 agree Reply Ha! I'd probably end up asking her if she was offering to breastfeed him! 1 agrees Reply I do not put up with that kind of talk. My dad is the only one who tried doing that. He was telling me how he didn't want HIS granddaughter being left alone with my MIL because shes pagan and he thinks shes a "witch". That just made me mad. NO one tells me or my husband what our child is allowed to do. I really don't like other people laying claim to my baby girl like they own her. 1 agrees Reply ughhhhh regrettably I am now well versed in this topic! The two most important weapons you have when dealing with bossy/opinionated/controlling family would be, a completely united front between you and your partner, and truthful calm calling out of uncool behavior. Asking someone if they have time to talk and addressing your grievances in a calm manner usually diffuses the drama and asserts your power. 1 agrees Reply Not suggesting it, but I unloaded quite loudly on my mother-in-law after she insisted on calling our eldest "My baby" even though I'd politely asked her to refrain from using that particular term of endearment. She didn't bother me for all of three days (a record for her) after I said something like: "Bub belongs to Rugz and I. You didn't spend 72 hours without sleep and in labour to deliver her face-up with her arm up next to her head, *I* did! I'm the one that feeds her in the night, I'm the one that was woken up after 3 hours of sleep by random family members trying to lift Bub out of the crib next to my hospital bed and Rugz is the one that is looking after the both of us! She's our baby, so cut out that 'My baby' nonsense right now!" The second time around, she said 'My baby' once, received a glare from me and a lecture from our eldest about sharing. 1 agrees Reply Yeah, my mother-in-law pulls the "my baby" thing too. I've even had a friend do it! So far I've been able to ignore it, but if it goes on much longer I may have a similar blow up. Reply Love that your eldest gave a lecture on sharing! Hugs. 3 agree Reply There's a onesie on my wish list right now that says "My mommy doesn't want your advice." 9 agree Reply "I want to change the first diaper!" "Well I want to be the first one to hold it after it's born." "Call me as soon as you're in labor, I want to be there!" "Hurry up and pop out my baby already!" (All by people who weren't me, or the Dad.) No need to really be rude or Lay Things On The Line, because that either opens you up to comments about hormones or some other dismissive crap, either way they won't really stop. But y'know.. it's your baby. You don't have to call/include/visit/inform anyone of anything, ever. So they can demand lots of behaviors, but they can't enforce them. However in the moment say, "YOUR baby..? I didn't realize WE had sex!" You can scale it up or down in explicitness for impact. 1 agrees Reply Yeah, my MIL has insisted we call her as soon as I get to the hospital. Not going to happen, but there's really no reason to have a big confrontation about it–we just aren't going to call anyone until we are ready to receive visitors! 2 agree Reply Yeah, my MIL did this too. We texted her an hour or more each time after the babies were born because I just couldn't deal with her being in the delivery room. While I was in labour, I actually left a list of approved people with the charge nurse and a list of people that weren't allowed to bother me regardless of their reason. Since the nurses asked for the list ahead of time with both babies, I think that it's a part of their standard operating procedures. 2 agree Reply I'm not pregnant, but a friend of mine loves to claim ownership over things in my power. Chose someone else to be maid of honor? Major passive aggressive comments to maid of honor. Not cool. She then informed me that it was okay that I didn't make her maid of honor, because she was "definitely going to be godmother" of our kids. Um yea….about that… 1 agrees Reply Infringements on women's autonomy really push my buttons, as does the infantilization of mothers. I can't help feeling like other people's comments overidentifying with the baby (both before s/he's born and when s/he's small) are attempts (even small, inadvertent ones) to do both. Perhaps it's too blunt for some people, but one option is to straightforwardly say: thank you, but I don't want an apple, and since it's going in my mouth I'm the only one who gets a vote. It's really frustrating for me when I have to remind people that I'm an autonomous human being – not just somebody's mother. You'd think they'd be aware of it by the mere fact of my being alive and in front of them. Still, the best way I've figured to handle it is to just be as straightforward as possible. Some people get it, some don't, but it's the best solution I've found for my own sanity. 1 agrees Reply I got this from my folks AND his. Mine started even before we were married. My mother went as far to say, on my wedding video, that she "couldnt wait to hold those little mulatto babies" ( OMG SUPER FUCKING OFFENSIVE) and my father even said ' all we care about is babies". So I didnt even tell them I was pregnant and they didnt even hear about my daughter until she was 4 months old, and they still have not met her. ( I had multiple reasons for this, not just the wedding video crap) But as soon as I was engaged my mom started with the My Baby stuff and the "I know better than you about raising kids" crap even though she didnt raise me at all. His parents are baby trainers and wouldnt let me lift a finger during my pregnancy. In both cases, our respective parents wouldnt listen to us, so I had to tell his mom to stuff it, and he had to tell my mom to stuff it. Our own parents think of us as children still, so hearing it from the spouse made them shut up a little bit more. I also didnt tell his folks I was in labor until baby was born. I didnt want any visitors. Ive found not telling MIL about things I dont want advice on is very helpful. 2 agree Reply Holy shit on the mulatto babies comment! I've had mixed friends refer to themselves that way jokingly, but totally not something you call someone else! Yikes! Reply This may not be for everyone, but I read a quote somewhere that said something along the lines of: We do not own our children, they are a gift loaned from the universe (aka God, heaven, nature, etc. etc.) to accompany and teach us on this journey. 1 agrees Reply There's a similar sentiment about children expressed in the book The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran that says, "Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, and though they are with you, yet they belong not to you." And it goes on to describe their autonomy very beautifully. You can read the entire book here: http://leb.net/~mira/works/prophet/prophet.html 3 agree Reply What about using the truth like: 'Hey, I know you are saying that from a place of love, but it makes me feel uncomfortable.' If they ask for a reason you can say: 'it makes me feel like you are claiming me', or you can simply say: 'it just makes me uncomfortable.' Then ask them if they would like you to buy them an apple. 😉 (This is sort of an "I statement", a better write up is here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I-statement) 3 agree Reply Looking back on what I went through with my in-laws when I was pregnant, although it pushed me to the brink of insanity in my hormone-soaked state, it really was a valuable experience for learning to deal with the same issues after baby was born. My methods: – take a lesson from the guys in the family and just nod and smile, – use the good ol' "My doctor said…", – when things get really intense, get my husband to step in with his family and ask them politely to back off, However there are still times I just have to go a little crazy then take a deep breath and go on. The other part of it is learning to let go a little and realize that it's very important for my son to have these people in his life, and not to let my problems with them get in the way of his relationship with them. A huge part of being a parent is learning to slowly let go of our children. That said, I think that protective, almost possessive feeling we feel when pregnant is natural. That's how you're supposed to be feeling. Let yourself feel that way, but know that in time, you'll find it easier to let go a little. 1 agrees Reply Lay down that law, and do it now. I have a textbook nosy/controlling mother-in-law. The first time she started a "I'm not sure MY grandbaby should…" argument, my response was simply "I appreciate your opinion, but when I want or need advice for how to care for MY child, please know that I will ask you." She hated it, but thankfully my awesome father-in-law and even awesomer husband reiterated to her – repeatedly, and not in the heat of a tense moment – that she can't claim ownership or try to be controlling by doing so. I also found a quiet moment to share with her that, which I will ask for her advice and definitely appreciate her input, she shouldn't be offended if I don't do what she suggests. Now that she knows that I will at least consider what she says (even if it is nuts, which many of her ideas are: yes, it's safe for me to eat locally-grown, organic produce!), things have improved drastically since then! 2 agree Reply Wow, good job. I'm trying to understand the logic with which one might suggest that organic local food is unhealthy. Confused face. 1 agrees Reply My father makes similar comments to me and it makes me cringe. I have found with him, the best thing to do is make very specific and clear boundaries on what is and isn't appropriate for you. It doesn't matter if their intentions are good or in jest, the fact of the matter is, if it makes you uncomfortable then they need to respect your wishes and stop. I'm also thinking that if they do this type of stuff to you, they're gonna try and pull it on your kids too. If they know you won't put up with this nonsense now, you'll probably spare your kids from future manipulation. Reply I too am due in the fall and since me and my husband are both only children this has been very very interesting…I will say that when they comment on me drinking diet rite caffeine free cola as though I am harming the baby…I just remember that they love me and this baby so much they forget to hold their tongues. I also remind them that these are my decisions and I set firm boundaries; for me no one is allowed to set foot near the hospital until I am ready and call and schedule a time. For me it is more about modesty and having time to adjust after birth where I can re-coop and not have to entertain or be annoyed. So good luck and set some rules down before it is too late! Reply I'm childfree, so people giving me unsolicited baby advice already grinds my gears, but when it comes to my body it makes me insane. I was twenty when my aunt pulled me aside at Christmas and told me to lay off the sushi or I would give my babies mercury poisoning, and 22 getting a pelvic for birth control when my doc told me to get on a vitamin "For baby's sake, just in case." I try to be nice, but the second you tell me what I can and cannot do with my body for the sake of a hypothetical pregnancy I don't want, I get really snappy. Both times ended badly. 1 agrees Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Participate in this conversation via emailGet only replies to your comment, the best of the rest, as well as a daily recap of all comments on this post. No more than a few emails daily, which you can reply to/unsubscribe from directly from your inbox. 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