Behold the most absurdly cute purses that you can actually buy

Behold the most absurdly cute purses that you can actually buy
The cutest splurge ever! Whimsies t-rex crossbody from Kate Spade

I have had the same large wallet since college, which is now a helluva long time ago, and it finally broke. Note: apparently Sakroots purses last foooorever. So sheeet, I need to buy a new purse! I still haven't found The One yet, but I sure did find about a million that I wanted to buy. The world of absurdly cute purses is vast and eye-popping. I figured I'd share a few of my favorites in case you too are in search of a statement clutch, purse, or wallet to let everyone know that you too are a 12-year-old at heart.

First I hit up kitsch goddess Betsey Johnson. ALL of Betsey Johnson's purses qualify as adorable…

Behold the most absurdly cute purses that you can actually buy
Betseysaurus Rex Crossbody from Betsey Johnson
Behold the most absurdly cute purses that you can actually buy
Must Have Mini Phone Crossbody from Betsey Johnson

Yep, kids, this is what phones kinda looked like back in the day!

Behold the most absurdly cute purses that you can actually buy
Chow Bella Rainbow Lunch Tote from Betsey Johnson
Behold the most absurdly adorable purses that you can actually buy
Brain Freeze Wristlet from Betsey Johnson

Then I hit up Amazon because SELECTION, right?

Behold the most absurdly adorable purses that you can actually buy
Unicorn Tears Fountain Drink Crossbody Bag
Behold the most absurdly adorable purses that you can actually buy
Rubik's Cube small handbag
Behold the most absurdly adorable purses that you can actually buy
Planet bag
Behold the most absurdly adorable purses that you can actually buy
Mini Animal Crossbody Cellphone Wallet
Behold the most absurdly adorable purses that you can actually buy
Sailor Moon-inspired handbag
Behold the most absurdly adorable purses that you can actually buy
Bananas Wallet

Then I hit up the online faves like Unique Vintage and ModCloth…

Behold the most absurdly adorable purses that you can actually buy
Tweet Yo'Self Clutch by Betsey Johnson
Behold the most absurdly adorable purses that you can actually buy
Danielle Nicole Blue & Gold Flounder Crossbody Purse
Behold the most absurdly adorable purses that you can actually buy
It's Off to Quirk We Go Bag
Behold the most absurdly adorable purses that you can actually buy
Lola Ramona Multicolored Stripe Leatherette Stella Castro Handbag
Behold the most absurdly adorable purses that you can actually buy
UFO, Yeah! Bag
Behold the most absurdly adorable purses that you can actually buy
Where There Are Whiskers Bag

And then I fell into the Etsy rabbit hole…

Behold the most absurdly adorable purses that you can actually buy
Sprinkles Cake Purse from RommydeBommy
Behold the most absurdly adorable purses that you can actually buy
Sloth Coin Purse from kaeselotti
Behold the most absurdly adorable purses that you can actually buy
Unicorn Purse from Tiny Heir Moccs

Too many choices! Are any of y'all carrying cute-as-hell purses we could share?

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  1. I've found great purses on ebay – ones shaped like eggs, cupcakes, crabs, seahorses, donuts, and more!

  2. All I could think when I saw that banana wallet was "Wow, there really IS always money in the banana stand." Anyone? 😉

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