Bears, bombs, and gargoyles: wall-mounted bottle openers bite back

By on Mar 8th

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0035GMRDY/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B0035GMRDY&linkCode=as2&tag=offbeatbrid0a-20While looking for a stainless steel wall-mounted bottle opener to gift my father, I stumbled upon some truly awesome wall-mounted bottle opener options that range from wonderous to WTF.

I mean, who doesn't want their own tiny bear to open their beers for them with its bare (bear!) teeth? A beer bear? No one, that's who doesn't want that.

Aside from beer bears, there's also beer gargoyles, bottle openers that make politcal statements, and even magnetic fridge-mounted bottle openers that I want to show y'all.

SO crack open one a cold one, and make sure to click on any of the ones you're interested in to learn more…

Perhaps you'd like THIS version of a beer bear better?

Perhaps you'd like THIS version of a beer bear better?

Get gothic with your wall-mounted bottle opener!

Get gothic with your wall-mounted bottle opener!

Never has a gargoyle been so useful in my life.

Never has a gargoyle been so useful in my life.

Serious Celtic Greenman bottle opener is serious.

Serious Celtic Greenman bottle opener is serious.

Celebrate your home brew skillz with this "home brewed" bottle opener.

Put these big buck bunny teeth to work!

Put these big buck bunny teeth to work!

The Beers Not Bombs wall-mounted bottle opener is cast from disarmed nuclear weapon systems

The Beers Not Bombs wall-mounted bottle opener is cast from disarmed nuclear weapon systems.

This magnetic bottle opener is wall-mounted without the installation.

For those of you who want a wall-mounted bottle opener, but don't want to damage you wall, this magnetic bottle opener has all the convenience of a wall-mounted opener, without the installation. It also comes in other colors.

Okay, so now that I'm on this wall-mounted bottle opener kick… do YOU have one? Is it awesome? What is it? Is it a bear?

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Megan Finley is the Associate Publisher for the Offbeat Empire. When she's not slaving away for the Empire, she's sharing her dork side on her own blog, Twitter @meganfinley, and Instagram @meggyfin.