Steampunk dragon coffee table is a thing that is real

By on Aug 3rd

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Can we just fucking talk about this steampunk dragon coffee table!? Dude. Yes. Steampunk + dragon + table = OMG FUCKING RAD I DIE. I didn't even know we lived in a world where steampunk dragons were a thing — let alone that I could rest my damn feet on one. You know, once I shelled out $450.

Just look at this lovely expensive beast of a coffee table and drool with me:

From the product page:

This incredibly cool cold cast glass top table features a huge Steampunk style dragon. The dragon has excellent detailing, from the gears, coils and pivots that make up the dragon's Cyborg like body to the faux oxidation on the bronze finished parts. It is hand-painted. The table measures 15 inches tall, 21 inches wide and 35 inches long, with a 1/4 inch thick glass top. It makes a great addition to any Steampunk art collection.

Why does this guy look so mad? Doesn't he know he's the coolest thing EVER?

The tail is my favorite part. I want to sit underneath this table and stroke its machine-like tail and think about how this ferocious steamdragon is all mine.

And then in those moments when I'm not sitting beneath it, stroking its tail, I can look down on its badass wings and robotic dragon spine and feel like an awesome Bond villan.

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About Megan Finley

Megan Finley is the Associate Publisher for the Offbeat Empire. When she's not slaving away for the Empire, she's sharing her dork side on her own blog, Twitter @meganfinley, and Instagram @meggyfin.