I bet NONE of you will be surprised to find out that I just purchased this Doctor Who travel mug — or this travel-mug shaped TARDIS, which is how I like to think of it — from Think Geek. I'm going to fill it with fucking champagne (I've been saving a bottle for such an occasion) while I watch the premier of Doctor Who on Saturday September 1st!
This reminds me, do we have any Whovians in the house? Where my nerds at? This home goods post is for YOU: The Doctor Who-themed housewares roundup. All things TARDIS blue, timey wimey, wibbly wobbly, bigger-y on the inside-y, and perfect for your Whovian habitat.
If you've been looking for a reason to buy something cool (you know, like a bow tie), do as I did and use the big premier as the perfect excuse to do a little clicking…
Download the app from the App Store or Google Play, set your secret combination, and you're ready to store your valuables in the TARDIS, just like The Doctor himself. To unlock your TARDIS, slide your smartphone into the slot up top until it activates the pressure switch inside. Launch the app and enter your secret code. The light will blink, the TARDIS will make materializing sounds, and the door will pop open.
Or you can go lower-tech with THIS TARDIS safe and key.
If you always wanted your own Van Gogh-does-the-TARDIS print, you can get one now. Or maybe you prefer the Dalek propaganda poster, or the other two promo prints. Check 'em out.
Speaking of Daleks, I've been thinking about getting a new alarm clock, and I think the Dalek Projection Clock just might be my next purchase.
Then again, I am going to Maui soon, so maybe I should snatch up the coolest damn beach towel in this world, and all of the others.
Perhaps you don't need a towel, but you are in the market for a bathrobe. I can't believe I'm saying this but, there are TWO kinds of Doctor Who bathrobes — would you prefer TARDIS or Time Lord?
Will you guys laugh at me when I tell you that I have the 10th Doctor's sonic screwdriver flashlight in my bedside table in case of an emergency? Can you see me after the earthquake hits, running around my apartment waving the sonic screwdriver in full-on panic mode? Of course, you can also get a sonic screwdriver that's also a pen, or one that's actually a screwdriver!
The TARDIS cookie jar makes authentic TARDIS noises when you open the lid.
The ONLY thing keeping me from purchasing this TARDIS lunch box is the fact that I already have THREE Star Wars lunch boxes, and no place go have lunch, or… you know… store things. But, if someone else buys this for me… you know… I wouldn't throw it out.
When (and I mean "when") I buy this TARDIS USB hub, I can totally write this off. It's for work! The light and sound effects are triggered when you plug into the port — how cool is that!?
Haven't you always wanted to squeeze an Adipose? Now you can with the Adipose stress toy!
I love the disappearing/re-appearing TARDIS on this coffee mug. Make mornings a little better with this bad boy.
For cold beverages, you gotta get this TARDIS water bottle!
Trust the doctor to keep your coffee table ring-free with this funky coaster set.
I'm KICKING myself for not re-covering my vintage love seat in this Doctor Who toile pattern. I just re-covered it in regular, non-nerdy toile. Sad.
Speaking of drinking… who's gonna grab a drink and virtually watch the premier of Doctor Who with me? Follow me on Twitter and we can tweet about it together! I'm so excited, Homies.