Three words: lenticular puppy placemats

So there I was. Trying to enjoy a glass of wine and some pre-dinner bread at a friend's house. But the puppy. The lenticular puppy. It wouldn't stop staring at me. DAMN YOU, LENTICULAR PUPPY PLACEMAT.

  1. This is in fact entirely amazing!I would have done something odd, like putting my glass of wine directly on his nose…. but that is just me.

  2. Me, yelling up the stairs: "WE NEED A BIGGER APARTMENT!"
    Boyfriend: "Why?"
    "SO WE CAN FIT A TABLE IN THERE."
    Boyfriend: "You never wanted a table before, you said there was no point while it was just-"
    "COME DOWN AND LOOK AT THESE FREAKING PLACEMATS!"

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