My cat is dumb and barfs a lot #Pets#cats May 18 | Offbeat Editors offbeatbride Oliver and Nelly. I have a new cat, Oliver. He is a turd. He is like a cat version of one of Zoolander's friends; super pretty and dumb as a rock. He and I have been negotiating his troublesome eating habits. He often gets so excited about whatever I've just fed him that if I don't sit with him and force him to take digestion breaks every 30 seconds, he just HORFs down food and then HORKs it back up again — which is especially nasty now that I've begun feeding my cats organ meats for some meals. Re-barfed ground-up cow livers. MMMM. Most of the time, sitting with O is no problem. But some days I do need to leave the house and I don't have time to babysit my idiot cat. How can I slow down his frenzied eating so I don't have to napkin up so much cat barf? I look forward to your help. -Scott Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo PREVIOUS 10 Young Adult novels that don't suck NEXT Hide mysteries in an oversized spy bolt Show/Hide comments [ 82 ] Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked * Comment Participate in this conversation via e-mail No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy.