My cat is dumb and barfs a lot #Pets#cats May 18 | Offbeat Editors Oliver and Nelly. I have a new cat, Oliver. He is a turd. He is like a cat version of one of Zoolander's friends; super pretty and dumb as a rock. He and I have been negotiating his troublesome eating habits. He often gets so excited about whatever I've just fed him that if I don't sit with him and force him to take digestion breaks every 30 seconds, he just HORFs down food and then HORKs it back up again — which is especially nasty now that I've begun feeding my cats organ meats for some meals. Re-barfed ground-up cow livers. MMMM. Most of the time, sitting with O is no problem. But some days I do need to leave the house and I don't have time to babysit my idiot cat. How can I slow down his frenzied eating so I don't have to napkin up so much cat barf? I look forward to your help. -Scott Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo PREVIOUS Make waffle shots this weekend. WAFFLE SHOTS. NEXT Hide mysteries in an oversized spy bolt Toggle comments [ 81 ] Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked * Comment Notify me of follow-up comments by email. No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy. Biz owners & wedding bloggers Please just use your real name in your comment, not your business name or blog title. Our comments are not the place to pimp your website. If you want to promote your stuff on Offbeat Bride, join us as an advertiser instead.