My dream house: Dick Clark's Flintstone's-style Malibu retreat

By on Mar 9th


Move over Snow White's tiki-style bungalow, because the newest installation of "amazing dream homes that have popped up on the market that Megan could never afford" is Dick Clark's Malibu retreat that looks like a Flintstones cartoon home come to life — in the best way! See it nestled there, nestled high atop a mountain on over 22 freaking acres of Malibu ocean-view land? Wait until you see the inside of this baby…

Oh hai, check out my living room that looks like it's carved out of mother fucking ROCK. What's that? You know… it's just my breathtaking ocean view out of those super huge accordion-style windows. That's pretty awesome. Wanna see the rest of the house?

BOOM! More crazy cave-like spaces. Shit, even the table looks like it's made of stone. Oh this house, why can't you be mine already?

I mean, yes, you're a $3,500,000 one bedroom two bath home, that looks bereft of a bedroom door. But I would live in your so hard!!!

Speaking of hard, how do you reckon you open these kitchen cabinets and drawers? Oh, who cares — I never cook anything anyway — dream house, I love you!

Check out more of the home's Flintstone-y features, including it's amazing views, in both ocean and mountain:

The last time I asked this question I we got a LOT of amazing responses, so I can't wait to see what else y'all come up with this time: anyone else have a totally wacky dream home (currently on the market or not)?

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About Megan Finley

Megan Finley is the Associate Publisher for the Offbeat Empire. When she's not slaving away for the Empire, she's sharing her dork side on her own blog, Twitter @meganfinley, and Instagram @meggyfin.