My dream house: Snow White's Los Angeles tiki-style bungalow

By on Feb 1st

Can we take a minute to talk about our dream homes? I believe we all have (at least) one, right? You know, that one house that you always drive by on your way to work/the grocery store/your favorite vacation spot. That one house that you day dream about owning. You know… if you suddenly came into a million (or more) dollars. That house?

Well, torture upon tortures, my dream house is on the market right now. This is MY "that house":

Oh and did I mention that this house has been teasing me with its awesomeness ever since I was a child? And it's no wonder that the house stood out to any kid. The history of it is that it was designed and built by Adriana Caselotti — best known as the voice of Snow White in the original 1937 Walt Disney production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Of course, when you're a kid that means you grow up thinking "that's the house that Snow White lives in!" Now, the shoddy logic of why THE Snow White would chose to live in a small bungalow in the middle of Los Angeles instead of in a castle in the woods was lost on a young Megan. But still, the house was magic to me.

So, when I saw there was an open house I jumped at the chance to go and –Jesus-bisquits! — it's EVEN COOLER THAN I EVER IMAGINED inside!

Betcha didn't know that Snow White liked to get her tiki on!?

I can't get over that glass work on the pitched roof.

But the kitchen is my favorite. I have a huge hard-on for time capsule kitchens.

From the listing:

Architectural features include a hipped, cross-gable roof, 3 dramatic cross hatched clerestory windows and soaring 18' vaulted ceilings. With it's flared eaves and notched an exposed rafter tails this home has a clearly defined Asian feel and is reminiscent of a Japanese Tea Garden Pavilion. The open floor plan which spans 56' is ideal for intimate or large scale entertaining. Other features include 2 en suite bedrooms, custom designed bar, additional half bath and sliding doors leading to the side deck which create an effortless flow for indoor/outdoor living. 2 car attached garage.

Join me on a virtual open house:

Here's where my heart breaks even more:
The house is currently listed at $995,000 which is down from its original listing price of $1,095,000 because it's been on the market for over a year. I'm sure the reason it's not selling is because this house is SO full of character that it would take someone like ME to come along and say "perfect! I wouldn't change a THING." So it sits there, vacant and for sale, so close (2.4 miles away!) yet so far, with its perfect owner too poor to snatch it up. And I worry that when someone finally does, they'll completely gut it and ruin the amazing vibe.

So here's my question:
Any rich people out there want to help me buy a house? ;) Just kidding. I want to know if any of y'all have a dream-big dream house too! And I wanna see it.