What do you dread your guests finding? #Entertaining#bathrooms June 10 | Cat Rocketship Photo by Sharyn Morrow. Used under Creative Commons license. I have a friend who is unabashed about her habit of looking in medicine cabinets. I never peek, but I always think of her when I'm in a new person's home: What would she find in this house? I kind of figure that whatever my friend might find in my house is her own problem — you get what you ask for when you snoop! But now I need to know: When your friends come over, what's your panic object? The thing you hope they don't find, because it'll mean no end to merciless teasing? A shrine to an ex in the closet? Cigarettes, even though you made a big deal about quitting? Dirty shots of you and your sweetie doing cosplay? Your journal? A photo of you stuck in the toilet? Save me the snooping and just tell! Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Cat Rocketship I was the Managing Editor of Offbeat Home for a year and a half. I have a rich Internet life and also a pretty good real life. Hobbies include D&D, Twitter, and working on making our household more self-reliant. I also draw things. PREVIOUS Tips for helping your offbeat student navigate the waters at public school NEXT What kind of comics can I share with a four-year-old? Show/Hide comments [ 173 ] Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked * Comment Participate in this conversation via e-mail No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy.