Make your bathroom smell less like poop #Cleaning#bathrooms#odors#poop April 5 | Ariel Meadow Stallings offbeatariel Photo by Michel Filion. Used under Creative Commons license. Bathrooms: you poop in them, and therefore sometimes they smell like poop. There's no real getting around it, unless you want to install some sort of industrial-grade carbon-filtered fan system, which would probably work but honestly? It's poop. We all make it, and it's not like a stinky bathroom is a surprise. (How dare this place where people poop smell like poop?!) That said, there are a few common sense ways to make your bathroom stink less after its gotten a fecal workout. Stop snickering for a couple seconds, and let's talk about it. So, of course you should make use of all technology available to you: turn on a fan and open a window. Yes, duh. But there are a couple other things too. Minimize Particulate Flushing toilets are an awesome joy of modern life, but their method of swirling the water around actually sends a misty geyser of water (AND POO!) into the air. Here's a choice quote from a guy named Charles Gerba, PhD, a professor of microbiology at University of Arizona in Tucson: "Polluted water vapor erupts out of the flushing toilet bowl and it can take several hours for these particles to finally settle — not to mention where." I'm not a germphobe at all, so I'm actually not worried about where the particles might finally settle, but I do hate the smell of poop, and those "polluted water vapors" smell like poop. So regardless of how you feel about germs, shutting the toilet bowl can minimize poop smells. Heck, you can even flush the toilet while still sitting down, using your own body to prevent the poop air from circulating. (Although your butt may get wet.) The ol' "light a match" trick It's an old trick for a reason, but you can make it a little more snazzy by having your own DIY matchbooks on the back of the toilet. Excuse to clean! If the bathroom smells particularly bad, use the odor as an excuse to do a couple minutes of cleaning. Take out your cleaning product of choice and take literally two minutes to wipe down the bathroom sink, or clean the bathroom mirror. By the time you're done, the bathroom will smell as much like clean sink as it does like poop … which is better than just smelling like poop. Surely you've got a trick you've learned that we've missed. Don't leave us in the stink! What's your freshest-smelling idea? Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Ariel Meadow Stallings Author of Offbeat Bride: Creative Alternatives for Independent Brides, Ariel acts as the publisher of all the Offbeat Empire websites. She lives, loves, and dorks out hard in Seattle, WA. @offbeatariel @offbeatbride PREVIOUS Rats: cuddly and sociable and not a bit creepy NEXT Pervertible: my exercise equipment's sexy secret use Toggle comments [ 123 ] The right air freshener spray! I hate the artificial scents of most air fresheners and they linger around forever. I like Air Sense Orange spray – all natural and made from essential oils. The scent is mild and doesn't linger too long. http://www.amazon.com/Orange-Spray-7-oz/dp/B00028NHB4/ref=pd_sim_hpc_1 6 agree Reply Orange sprays work wonders!! Our favorite is the Pure Citrus, which we can only find at Fred Meyer. http://t.co/5zaoGf3 1 agrees Reply There's a product called PooPourri that apparently works better than air fresheners. Apparently they make it smell like you never pooped at all. Not to mention they have a HILARIOUS commercial that went viral recently. It got amazing review on amazon. Has anyone tried it? 27 agree Reply Actually, I have this in my bathroom and it works. You spray it in the toilet water before using the bathroom and it sort of traps the smell under the water. It smells sort of lemony, too. 5 agree Reply I use it and it sort of traps the smell and you spray in the water before going. It smells of lemon and I buy 10 bottles every month 3 agree Reply Chlorine bleach is the very best thing for killing odors. It must be poured into the toilet bowl before you go. I brought a product called Just a drop. 2 agree Reply Had this in a shared staff bathroom at a place I once worked. It was great! 3 agree Reply Chlorine bleach poured directlyintothe bowl eliminates 90% of the odors. This is great at home and someoneelsecan enter the bathroom afterwards without gagging. Second best would be products like poopouri and just a drop which are designed to eliminate poop odors before they start. These are great for traveling and being discreet. Chlorine bleach is the most effective by far! 0 agree Reply Unfortunately, I can't use things like chlorine bleach because it makes my lungs burn and gives me horrible headaches…but I have used Dr Bronner's Peppermint in a pinch and it immediately got rid of the poo smell. I also sometimes use my homemade tub and shower cleaner that's made of vinegar and dish soap, which works pretty well at eliminating the smell. 0 agree Reply Essential oils are just fab but have you seen this little beauty? – the advert alone is hilarious http://www.poopourri.com It's a bit pricey so I made my own brand of 'Bog Mist' with Lemongrass, Bergamot and Grapefruit essential oils, vodka and water and it really works – I found the DIY recipe after a quick Google. 1 agrees Reply Why don't you try Happy Flush? it uses a blend of essential oils to deal with nasty poo smells. Happy Flush is changing bathrooms all over Britain for the better! http://www.hapyflush.com 0 agree Reply I made my own room-spray with water and essential oils… picked up a pretty blue glass spritzer, wrote 'bad ju-ju be gone' on it, taped on a magazine cutout to the outside and left it on the sill. although this is pretty damn funny on the sill, too: http://poopourri.com/ 3 agree Reply Poopourri is hilarious, but it really does work! My wedding coordinator got me some and it's awesome. (I guess she thought he should really think that my shit doesn't stink.) 4 agree Reply It IS awesome! At my work, we have one single-toilet bathroom shared by 8 people, most of whom poop at some point during the day (believe me, I know; my desk is right next to it). Poo-pourri really does work, and it smells great. 1 agrees Reply Where can you get it????????????? 5 agree Reply Why don't you try Happy Flush? it uses a blend of essential oils to deal with nasty poo smells. Happy Flush is changing bathrooms all over Britain for the better! http://www.happyfush.com 0 agree Reply Yeah so I was totally all "Tee Hee, poop, poop, poop." and then admonished and shamed when I read the "Quit snickering" part. 23 agree Reply HA! Ang, do I know you or do I know you? 5 agree Reply We just close the lid before flushing (rather than using our butts :p). It means the lid stays closed all the time, which is a plus for both aesthetic and cat-related reasons. 21 agree Reply A closed toilet lid is also good feng shui, if anyone is into that… 6 agree Reply It's also good for preventing doggy-toilet water drool through out your house! 5 agree Reply And if you have a toddler around, keeping the lid closed takes on a whole new importance. 19 agree Reply Yup, dogs, cats, toddlers — all the same problem. 8 agree It's also a good idea for clumsy adult humans! 4 agree It also conserves water as there is less evaporation! 3 agree But what about when you're half awake and you sit ON the lid? I swear that never happened to me. Seriously. Never….. (Maybe I shouldn't have used my usual name for that comment though….) 4 agree It… conserves… water? What? The flush from the tank is going to be the same regardless of how much is in the bowl when you pull the handle. As evidenced by the fact that the bowl can be completely empty, and the flush from the tank is the same as when it is full. 6 agree When I was a wee tot, I'd imagine monsters using the toilet-lid-shut opportunity to start coming up the pipes and hiding in the loo until the next person comes along to do their business. Then they'd give whoever opened the lid a good scare and it'd be super dooper scary! And that's why I don't like putting down the lid. Seriously. 8 agree Reply Glad I'm not the only one… but seriously, supposedly sewer rats sometimes wiggle their way up the pipes. Could be a urban legend, but I still check every time (partially because I'd feel bad to poop on an animal). 2 agree Reply I thought it was an urban legend too until my co-worker came in one morning with the story of her husband killing a wet rat with a plunger in the middle of the night… 1 agrees Reply Its not an urban legend…we own a beautiful 100 year old home in the city, and at some point someone installed a toilet, just free-stylin there in the middle of the basement. We have never used it. (ick/weird) But I was doing laundry down there and heard some squeeking. I freaked and told my husband…and he went down there and determined it was in the toilet..yup, a HUGE FREAKING sewer rat. I'm not sure what happened down there, but he told me to get out of the house. I'm pretty sure I looked hilarious as I took the dog and went running down the street. Since then, the toilet has been sealed and 30 pieces of heavy tile stacked on top. He just said it was horrific, and I didn't ask for details. 3 agree Reply I am totally afraid of a scared rat biting my ass in the middle of the night. I've read first hand stories that tell me this is not an urban legend. But the ass biting might be just my imagination run wild… 1 agrees Reply Rats?? What about SNAKES. You know…those wiggly disgusting creatures that are SHAPED JUST LIKE PIPES ARE? Yeah. I saw a show one time at my grandmother's where they opened the lip and there WAS A GIANT ASS SNAKE STUCK IN AND DOWN THE PIPES AND…*excuse me while i go vomit*. 1 agrees A customer told me he had just woken up greeted by a rat in the bathroom. This does happen in older homes. I don't know the right words but I'll do my best to explain. Now they install somewhere in the drains leaving the house a `"door" that only opens one way. So when you flush, things go out into the sewer, but nothing can come in your home that way, rats by example. It is possible to install one later on, I think it is rather cheap, and it avoids meeting creapy creatures (and the possible monsters) out. 0 agree Reply When I lived back with my mum I used to do this until she yelled at me enough times .. she'd plonk herself down in the middle of the night and hurt her ass or something :-/ . It removes the unfairness of who has to lift/shut the toilet seat too if you're annoyed by it, since then both men and women have to do it, plus it stops the aforementioned poop-aerosol from going all over the place. 5 agree Reply Closed lids are also good for phones that like to jump into the toilets. lol 10 agree Reply I have one of those automatic sprayers on a timer and it helps a lot (Since the cat box is in there, too). I skipped the artificial smells and got the scent eliminator refill and it smells pretty much like cleaning product, so every half hour it smells like I've been cleaning! And a really fast wipe down of the sink and toilet once a day or so helps and it takes no thought and hardly any time. I just do it as part of my morning routine. 0 agree Reply Since air sprays are officially not recommended by many doctors in baby's room, I try to stay away from them period. Maybe I'm just paranoid, but eh, I'm like that, hehe. Here's what we do at home: -Light a candle. Especially when there's visit over. The candle will purify the air. -Have a small bowl of white vinegar open somewhere. Seriously, this is the ultimate trick for getting rid of cigarette smell as well. -Have good "smelly" soap. When people wash their hands immediately after poop the sent will cover up the major out breaks! 12 agree Reply I love a nice scented candle in the bathroom. We have one upstairs and one down and light them about an hour before we have company. Much nicer than aerosol spray. 2 agree Reply But don't leave candles unattended – my grandparents had a small housefire that way. :/ 4 agree Reply I light the candle before I start pooping and leave it burning til I leave the room. Works great. 2 agree Reply Totally agree with the candle and the closing the lid when flushing. But I love the Vinegar idea! I am a smoker and am always looking for ways to make my house not smell like candles and smoke. Thank you! 0 agree Reply Yes! We call it the Courtesy Candle, and it lives on the toilet tank along with its faithful companion, the bic lighter. I personally hate sweet scents or anything that might be construed as food-related in the bathroom, so I swear by "clean linen" scent. 0 agree Reply Fabric softener used to be one of my favorite smells, but since we've been using the Clean Linen scented spray it no longer is b/c it makes me think of poo smell. 1 agrees Reply I'm a fan of lid closing (also so the cat doesn't drink out of the toilet) and the right kind of spray (if you ARE a germophobe, try Ozium, which claims it actually kills the odor — and worked like a charm when I accidently overboiled eggs, resulting in that awful sulfur smell). On another note, the Mythbusters (http://mythbustersresults.com/episode48) proved that lighting a match doesn't do anything to the odor except cover it up — a spray would do a better job! My favorite are the various Orange Mates (which also come in Lemon, Cinnamon, and Grapefruit)! 1 agrees Reply I use an Odor Absorbing Molecule (OAM) gel from the company For Every Home. You open them up just a wee bit leave it on the back of the toilett and there's no smell. AND! we use them in the cat box closet, and everyone that comes to the house seems suprised when they see the cats but can't smell "them". When you have multiple cats, that's amazing!! They also come in a spray form for use on couches and such, very nice! http://www.foreveryhome.net/ Melissa 0 agree Reply I make my own spray as well, but use 1 cup of white vinegar, and about 2 cups of 'tea' aka smelly plants that I love simmered in water. Usually basil, rosemary or lavender. I also close the lid on the toilet to flush, plus keep cloth wipes around and use the spray I made to clean the counters and toilet about every other day. Vinegar is a good cleaning agent. 2 agree Reply can't wait to try this! What kind of container/sprayer do you put it in? 2 agree Reply I think this is a great article! I love Ariel's no-nonsense approach (as usual) I do shiver though, at the thought (and usage) of food scented air freshener sprays. It usually goes, something like, "hmmmm smells like vanilla. Is someone baking cookies? Oh. No. Someone just took a dump." puts a girl off her cookies, ya know? 19 agree Reply My fiance and I are avid "closed lid" people. That lid has always been closed, and I close all lids wherever I go. Ever since I saw a thing on TV where when you flush a toilet, piss/shit particles are launched 6ft into the air. I just wish I could put a sign on my bathroom door saying, "Hey, close the lid before you flush. I don't want piss/shit particles on my toothbrush. KTHXBAI", for when we have guests. Also, I recommend a smelly soap. Bath & Body Works http://www.bathandbodyworks.com/ sell some awesome foaming anti-bacterial soap in amazing scents. We use cucumber melon or apple for the bathroom. 5 agree Reply The only problem with the smelly soap thing is that some people have sensitivities to artificial fragrances. I am allergic to smelly soaps and lots of other things that smell fantastic, so if all a friend has when I go over to visit is something that will give me a rash, I am forced to use the sensitive-skin antibacterial wipes I keep in my purse instead. 5 agree Reply Yeah, anything scented like sprays and soaps and candles are a migraine trigger for me. Make sure and ask about sensitivities to smell before you have guests! 4 agree Reply Really? Isn't it the responsibilty of the allergic guest to alert the host? It is YOUR allergy/sensitivity, not mine. 18 agree Reply Yes, it's my sensitivity, not yours, but I'm also not expecting to be assaulted by strong scents the minute I walk into your house. Depending on the degree of the sensitivity, it might not seem worth mentioning, but strong-smelling candles or sprays could still be a big issue. I can't think of a time when I've warned someone that I'm scent-sensitive before visiting their house, because I don't have a major problem — but if they used a lot of scented candles and sprays, I'd still need to make my excuses and get out of there. If your guests have a strong scent-sensitivity, it is certainly their responsibility to tell you, but with any degree of scent-sensitivity, they'll certainly appreciate you asking before putting out your smelliest (especially non-naturally-scented) soap and candles. 5 agree I stumbled across this stuff in a boutique in town called poo pourri. It was punny so I had to buy it! You spray it in the bowl BEFORE you go and your bathroom never smells like poo! It rocks – and best of all they sell travel sizes so you don't have to embarrass yourself at work or on an airplane anymore http://poopourri.com/ 1 agrees Reply We just got a cat and his box is in the bathroom; so glad for the ideas here to stop the smell! 0 agree Reply I keep a diffuser in each bathroom. Instead of spays it's a pretty glass jar with 'essential oils' (madagascan vanilla) dipped in bamboo sticks. The bamboo sticks are turned over over every day or two. it looks lovely and smells fabulous – nothing like vanilla cookies but still fresh, unique and clean 4 agree Reply This is what we have! It works really well. 3 agree Reply On the note of spraying – I read the craziest thing on this other blog I frequent and I thought there is no way that will make a difference, until I tried it and I was shocked. They suggested aiming the spray at the toilet bowl itself (well just above I suppose) just before you flush. That way it actually neutrualizes the smell better and doesn't leave an over powering aroma of air freshener (which generally tends to smell more like poo and air freshner half the time, which isn't that nice). It sounds a bit silly but I tried it and they were actually right – I would have never thought of that. Of course give the seat a quick swipe with a tissue incase it gets wet from the spray this would be a great alternative for places that don't have lids, I've seen a few! I like those Air Wick non-aerosol sprays myself, they are usually lighter to start with too. Another thing I've really been enjoying is having a reed diffuser with my favorite scented oil in it. My place is so small it not only keeps my bathroom smelling amazing but my whole apartment! 0 agree Reply I haven't seen anyone suggest this, but a little dollop of shaving cream in the toilet does wonders. Maybe a little odd, but if you're trying to cover it up quickly, it's no different then hanging something in the toilet. 1 agrees Reply "fecal workout" … heh heh heh Why is that so hilarious to me?? 4 agree Reply Overthinkingit.com: I think it's the combination of poop humor, fitness imagery, and the alliteration of the repeated hard c/k sounds. 5 agree Reply Has everyone forgotten the awesome power of PLUG-INS!?!?! They sell a snazzy line of oil-based scents that are much more effective than older plugin designs. The best part is you can control how strong it smells with a little dial. Guests are coming over and you want a nice aroma? Set it to 1 for just a hint of scent. Just took a massive poo? Turn it up to 11! People will think you fart bouquets! If you hate the idea of sacrificing an outlet, just use it for special occasions. 1 agrees Reply …But these go up to 11…Sorry I couldn't help myself. 11 agree Reply I'm so glad people have forgotten the awesome power of Plug-Ins! I'm sensitive to artificial fragrances, and those are among the worst. I can't be anywhere near those things. 16 agree Reply Me too. Last time I stayed in a hotel, the room had one of those plug ins. I had to hunt it down and air out the room before I could be there without my nose going haywire. I hate plug ins and artificial scents in general. Tip: If you have to get rid of a strong perfume, put out bowls of coffee grinds to soak up the smell. I learned this by working at Tim Hortons. We were told to never pre-open the coffee grinds because they'd soak up the scent of everything in the air and it would make the coffee taste weird. 2 agree Reply ohhhh is THAT why? huh. i work at a Timmy's myself, and we were just told not to pre-open the bags. nobody ever said why. interesting. 1 agrees Reply Aaaannnnd also a lot of artificial fragrances are chock full of endocrine disruptors and other things that mess with our delicate human hormone systems. FUN! Actually anything that says "fragrance" is likely chock-full of those little bastards. Don't you love the rules in the US for labeling things? "well, we have to put all the nasty shit that goes into our products on the label…unless it smells nice! Then it's ALL just 'fragrance!' WE ARE GENIUSES" 6 agree Reply Have the current versions stopped staining tiles and grout above where they are plugged in? The last time I saw one used, it had stained the tile really badly. 0 agree Reply I read on Crunchy Betty that putting a couple drops of a strong essential oil (like eucalyptus) in the toiler bowl right BEFORE you go can almost eliminate the smell and I just tried it recently and IT'S TRUE! It's like a miracle! Better than any air freshener I've ever tried. (Although I like the match trick because matches just smell good to me.) 7 agree Reply Seriously. You could keep a little drop bottle in your purse and that would eliminate SOME of the fear of pooping in public places. Although, I still prefer not to do it, but if you HAD to go, use your portible poopysmell be gone, and drop a couple drops in the toilet before you go! GENIUS. 0 agree Reply I think this is basically what "Poopourri" is, only a bottle of essential oil would take up less space in a bag. I have a bunch of essential oils in my medicine cabinet, I have to try this out. 0 agree Reply Incense! I keep my favorite incense and matches in the bathroom about face level when you sit down. 1 agrees Reply We do a combo using a product called incense matches. The incense is in the match. You light it let it burn a moment then blow it out and the smoke fills the air. They are the best in the bathroom. It's really the only room we use them and it's great. Once a year we have a huge pig roast 100 plus people add a bleach drop in to the toilet tank with a scented candle and my room smells fine. When I didn't it took days to smell ok again. 0 agree Reply Not related to spraying, but I hear if you put some toilet paper in there before pooping, it usually helps keep the poop from smearing in the bowl as you flush. Also, I like the word poop. 5 agree Reply Also stops the water splashing up all over your lady bits. My biggest fear is public dunnies *shudder* 3 agree Reply welllll…there're always these guys.. http://www.etsy.com/listing/62914889/literary-lites-matchboxes-x-3-when-the 3 agree Reply Okay, I usually refrain from talking about the unexpected benefits of being vegan for fear of sounding preachy… but seriously, two reasons vegan poo is superior: 1. It doesn't smell as bad as shit that's made out of digested meat. Yes, it smells. It's just not QUITE as much of a punch in the face. 2. Vegan diets in general equal more fiber, which means quicker, easier shits. Seriously, it takes me about thirty seconds to poop, wipe, and flush, meaning much less time the poop has to just hang out in the bowl, stinkin' up the place. /veganpooprant 10 agree Reply I have to respectfully disagree with that – I share a bathroom with a pair of vegans and they eat a lot of beans and cabbage. However, as we tend to be connoisseurs of our own odours, I can see why you think your poo smells better than most. 18 agree Reply Yeah, I can't really say one smells better than the other, they just smell *different*. I suppose it's natural to be less disgusted by the one you're used to. 3 agree Reply Vegetarians smell so much worse than omnivores in my experience. I can't speak for vegans though, but considering the rotting veg smell of a vegetarian I can't imagine vegans are much 'better', if you can say such a thing about faecal matter. 5 agree Reply Yes, I have to disagree with this too – when I tried a vegan diet (and whenever I eat vegan meals generally) everything smells bad – and to make it worse I also get the worst gas ever! (sorry for the oversharing) maybe it works for some people's bowels, but not mine! 3 agree Reply I can tell by the odor who has pooped. Very useful when potty training kids. Really freaked when I came home one day and the house smelled different. Evidently, my teen had a friend over and their mommy didn't work so hard at toilet training. I walked straight into my daughters room and said, " hey, kid, go flush the toilet." Kid was so embarrassed my daughter said that even when she was at her own home, that kid never forgot to flush. Really, stranger poo is just the worst. 0 agree Reply I had a weight loss surgery called Duodenal switch and one of the biggest complaint people have about it is digestive and "bathroom smell" issues. I hope you wont mind if I link this onto my WLS journal http://mydsjourney.wordpress.com/ I will also try some of these, I do use the room freshener sprays from Walmarts candle department mostly because they have one of my fave smells (cranberry-mandarin)and because I can get a small sealed bottle to carry. But since i seldom have pockets I am going to try the "few drops of oil in advance" idea, I will use the peppermint oil I have and if that does not do it try orange. I also get large cheap air freshener gel containers from the dollar store and scoop some into a painted jar that I drilled some holes in the lid of and put it on the back of the toilet, this helps as well and since I have a very small loo it is less over powering. Also my bathroom has an odd lay out, it has the toilet and the tub/shower in one half with a wall and door between it and the very small sink/vanity area, which also has a door into the rest of the Apt. I am now very glad for this layout, I use clear plastic shoe bags on the wall for holding stuff and we put our toothbrushes upside down in them which I am hoping helps with germs a bit. 0 agree Reply so I sprinkled Spearmint oil in the bowl…. WORD OF ADVICE do NOT get it on the seat, at first it feels like you sat in something cold, then it starts to burn a bit, thankfully it was just my thigh. Think I shall invest in orange oil…LOL 1 agrees Reply What about when the water splashes up? I hate to imagine mint-burn on my sensitive nether parts. 0 agree Reply HUMMMMMMM haven't had that problem but I only Add a drop or two and I have been adding them to the water AFTER I flush now and by the time I flush again it is pretty deluded I guess. 0 agree Reply I have a product in an open jar on the back of the crapper called ENVIROZORB All Purpose Natural Deodorizer – The label is in French, i can't tell you more about it, other than it apparently absorbs smells over the course of an hour or two. here is a hand written note on a sticky stuck to the bottle I have that says, "you can put some of the granules in a dish you have or an artificial plant. A good safe deodorizer without masking the smell – it eliminates it. Give it a try, as well for your carpet." I don't think English was the originators first language. Maybe Canuckian? Anyway! It seems to work, but then, I live alone :-/ 0 agree Reply IMHO all closing the lid does is trap the poo smell as a nice surprise for the next person who comes in. In my house, we keep a vase full of incense sticks and a pretty box of matches on the back of the toilet. We light the incense before we leave the room. It works great. 0 agree Reply Thanks for this! We've just moved into a new flat where the bathroom is opposite the kitchen and the thought of poo smells drifting is already worrying me. Will definately be trying some/all of these. 0 agree Reply My lovely fiance always sprays air freshner. Yes, he's very considerate, but the problem is this: "I smell flowers. Did you poop?" 3 agree Reply My mother has ruined lavender for me. Me: "I smell poo," Husband: "we just walked by a lavender bush." 6 agree Reply Side note: This comment just made me laugh so hard that tears ran down my face and my husband ran into the bedroom to see WTF was wrong with me. 3 agree Reply My husband hates when people spray air freshener after pooping – it usually doesn't get rid of the odors so it just ends up smelling like you dropped a deuce in a perfume factory. 7 agree Reply made me think of this 9 agree Reply Oh, HEART Target Women. 2 agree Reply Wallflowers by Bath & Body works. i love the fresh linen and the bamboo scent. one in each room! i only buy them when they are on sale, but each oil scent plug diffuser lasts a month and a half! 0 agree Reply Yankee Candle Fluffy Towles scent. Smells like dryer sheets! 0 agree Reply I happen to be addicted to Lush products, especially the bath bombs, so I keep them in a basket on the back of the toilet (in baggies so they don't get ruined by humidity, etc), but the conglomeration of scents in my tiny bathroom really does help it to stay smelling nice. (I also have Febreeze air freshener in there for the bad times, although apparently my father has never noticed it when he comes to visit.) 0 agree Reply Arm and Hammer has a baking soda neutralizing spray for litter boxes. I keep it in our bathroom, works just as well on humans 0 agree Reply i didn't read through the comments, so sorry if someone already said this…BUT… i keep a little bottle of eucalyptus oil on top of the toilet and drop in 1-2 little drops after flushing. it makes it smell soo nice and stays for awhile! 0 agree Reply I use Ozium spray… it's used in hospitals and schools, and completely eliminates odour-causing particulates. I also have a Scentbug from Bath & Body Works that works really well. 0 agree Reply Lavender essential oil spray is the best thing that's ever happened to my bathroom. The trick is to spray it IN the toilet bowl as well as in the air around it. 0 agree Reply We tried Lysol and other fresheners to get rid of that poop smell, but it only ended up making it smell like flowery poop (which isn't a great combination. When I got pregnant, my nose became really sensitive to those aerosols so I forbad them. So my husband lights a match and then flushes that down the toilet. Best thing ever. 0 agree Reply Scentsy! took the place of all my candles, plug-in's, and sprays (though I do still use the scentsy sprays when a room needs a little extra kick!…like I got distracted and forgot to throw poopy diaper away!) I have 2 kids, 2 dogs, and 2 cats (one who pees all over my basement….grrrr)and we are home most of the time … my house can really start to stink after a long winter hibernation … :)… I have a scentsy warmer in every room of the house and love having so many smells to choose from. 0 agree Reply i live in a tiny apartment with three cats, and the litterbox is also in the bathroom, so I think people just assume it's the cats…but I have a grapefruit candle from Williams Sonoma that works quite well for human and pet odors. 0 agree Reply Don't flush while sitting down if you can help it!! Yes, it blocks bacteria…aka shit particles…from entering the air and landing on your toothbrush, but that just means the particles land on your nether parts. A serious infection/reaction is unlikely to occur regularly, but it is possible! 0 agree Reply Serious infection from particulate that came out of my body landing on my cheeks? Sources, please? This just seems really, REALLY unlikely. 2 agree Reply I think it's more referring to your bajingo- cystitis is caused by poop particles entering the urethra. (http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/cystitis/Pages/Introduction.aspx) it'd be pretty difficult to get them in from flushing, i have to say (babies wear nappies with poop and don't get infections) but if you wipe front to back then you can push some poop up in there. careful how you wipe! 0 agree Reply Method has a toliet bowl cleaner that is mint-eucolyptus scented. That smell pretty much covers up anything in the bathroom. 0 agree Reply i use a great odor eliminator called Just A Drop works the best. one drop in the toilet before I go and 1 drop in the toilet after i go. bathroom smells great! 0 agree Reply This may seem obvious but scrubbing the toilet every so often is great for getting rid of lingering pee/poop odors. But aside from that I've gotten some great natural cleaning ideas! And even more reasons to buy more essential oils 0 agree Reply The Original Incense Match! Basically, it's just lighting a match and flushing it down the toilet, but it comes in wonderful fragrances, and you get to ply with fire! Does the best job on poop-stink, IMHO. 0 agree Reply I don't have time to sit and read all the comments now, but I did have a few questions. What do you suggest if your toilet doesn't have a lid? (I'm not flushing while sitting, that's just icky). What exactly does lighting a match do to the smell? In my dorm bathroom cleaning wouldn't do much. It smells gross because the steam from the showers traps in the smell, there's no vents/fan (no lid on the toilets), and since the doors shut on their own, all that smell just gets trapped inside and it's just always muggy and poop-smelly. 0 agree Reply This always works; 1. If there's a window in the bathroom, OPEN IT before you sit on the toilet. 2. There's a deodorizer for this, it's called…JUST ONE DROP. You place a drop in the bowls before you sit, but I recommend two drops. 3. Regardless of the above, flush the crapper after each plop. This won't allow enough time for the poop smell to permeate. 4. Put two drops of the deodorant in the bowl after each flush, if you have it. 5. After your final flush, fan the room with a towel in the direction of the window, if there is one. 6. A match works well, but it's obvious why you lit it. So if you don't want the stench without people knowing what you did, follow my advice. 7. Be sure to look in the toilet after the final flush to be sure all contents have disappeared. 1 agrees Reply I read this tip a few months ago, and it really does work. This is valuable info for a one bedroom house and those untimely office poops. God I hate those. Just put a couple drops of Eucalyptus oil in the toilet bowl BEFORE you take a crap. I don't know what it does, but it somehow surrounds the delivered pile of stink and prevents it from ripening the whole bathroom. It really works! 1 agrees Reply I think this is one of those times where being Asian/having access to Asian things just makes me laugh sadly at the rest of heathen humanity (joking!) But seriously, this entire article hasn't been a problem for me since I was a little kid and we started having these in all our bathrooms: http://www.amazon.com/One-Drop-Powerful-Bathroom-Deodorizer-Pack/dp/B0051AOIWA In a rare case of truth in advertisement, it really does literally take one drop. You put it in the toilet before you poop (or, if you have a "surprise", while you're on the pot) and flush normally (I do close the lid for the article's aforementioned reason). It may take a couple minutes to fully air out, but usually by the time you're done washing your hands, there is no odor at all, and our bathroom is tiny and not at all ventilated. And in the scheme of things, while the drops aren't cheap, it lasts for a long while since you use so little of it, and it's certainly no more expensive than plugins or sprays that honestly don't do as good a job of actually deodorizing, just covering up the smells. 0 agree Reply As has been said: put a few drops of essential oils (or pretty much any oil) in the loo before you poo and you will not get 90% of the smell. Seals it in, under the water, don't cha know. I use eucalyptus oil to mask the remaining smell and for the mild antigermification it affords. If you want to get fancy put it in a pump spray. 0 agree Reply 0 agree Reply Hi there, If there is anything I hate it is the smell of poop after someone has used the toilet. In my apartment, it is really bad because our toilet door is literally right beside the main outside door to the apartment, so when you come in the first thing you smell is poop. I use to use air freshness but that only masks the smell, it does not take it away completely. But I have finally found the cure. It has been one year plus now and my home is poop-smelling-free! Hahahaha! I buy a bulk if my favourite incense and store then in the cupboard. I always leave the incense box on top of my bathroom window along with a lighter on the side. All one had to do is light it up when they are about to do a number 2. Instantly the smoke engulfs the smell. All you smell is incense. Try it guys. It works like a charm. 0 agree Reply Porcelain Company has a fantastic product that really works! http://www.porcelainco.com 0 agree Reply I love the meandering feel of this thread. I get so scared about the remote possibility of vermin-derived hantavirus that I wear a DIY mask when doing laundry in the basement, so news of loo rats will be keeping me up tonight…anyway, I like to use a big ole Jo Malone Red Roses candle as is does the match trick and the air freshner trick in one (and JM always throws in a nice box of matches with the candle). Now we can all pretend that our bottom coughs smell of roses! 0 agree Reply I've tried air fresheners, but sometimes the smell of poop & flowers together makes me gag. I keep a bottle of Dollar Tree Store brand Pine cleaner near the toilet. I poor a small amount in the bowl after every trip. 0 agree Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked * Comment Notify me of follow-up comments by email. No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. 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